…and rescue his sister from the clutches of…
… resume his aspirations to become a professional ballet dancer. Realizing too late it was pretty dumb to shoot himself in the foot and accomplish such a goal, his life declines precipitously, reaching a low point when he …
Too slow on the draw.
…rescues his sister from the clutches of the mafia…
…rescue his sister Persephone from the clutches of Mullinator and his cloned Mafiosi commandos, who are merely fulfilling a contract. Bluepony decides to have another beer, little knowing that a contract has been put out on him by…
…pepperlandgirl who knew that he could expose all her secrets, especially the big one about her…
…microwave popcorn addiction. He had watched for months as she made her daily run for Act II from *Kat, her neighborhood dealer, who unbeknownst to most of the townspeople, was also…
…a Diet Coke dealer, but the diet Coke had an extra ingrediant known as…
The original high-caffine ingredient that pepperlandgirl’s husband was working on when he was poisioned by caseywyn three years ago. JavaMaven walked in when it was too late, and heard his last words: “…tell my little pepper that I loved her…” As Java held him in her arms as he died, caseywyn ran off, to leave her with a load of evidence.
Java slipped the excess secret ingredient into the local Coke plant, to dispose of any possible evidence. With a dead body to hide, she…
…quickly went to the abandoned warehouse. She planned on hiding the body in it, and than blowing up the warehouse. But before she could lite the fuse she heard…
…the haunting sound of Jello Biafra singing the old Carly Simon tune Anticipation, which meant…
her twin brother (unbeknownst to her), MrCynical, has pulled up to the warehouse. When he enters, he’s surprised to see JavaMaven there, as he had something of his own to hide…
…mainly, nude photos of Falcon, purplebear, ChiefScott, a can of blue paint, and some Saran Wrap.
“What are you doing here?” MrCynical asks.
“Glad you asked,” replied JavaMaven. "I’m here because…
“…of this note.”
He whips out a letter telling him where to go.
Looking at the note ** Mr C ** looks down for a signature. There’s not one there but he recognises the handwriting as belonging to…
his grandfather. This was odd seeing as his grandfather died 12 years previous.
The grandfather still communicated with the porn ring he controlled despite death via message boards under the acronym pLt. He had never left a note before …
…he discovered that Kat was attempting to take over his porn empire, and even in death, he was having none of that. The note contained instructions on how to dispose of Kat, by…
…by dipping her in chocolate and having the men of the SDMB lick her to death.
“But, that can’t be right,” said MrCynical, "that wouldn’t kill her. We should…
…tie her to a chair and force her to look at pictures of Cyberian and JAXashby for hours at a time. That would surely kill her…
test the various and sundry ways of felching on her. Immediately Esprix dashed in and…
…and smashed MrC’s head in with a…