…paper wieght, stolen from Akon’s desk. Arkon had forseen this, however, and the paper weight did not have his fingerprints on them, but those of…
…JavaMaven, who has done nothing but cause problems for Arkon. He loved her, but he felt he had to do away with her somehow because she once…
cheated on him with a whole flock of people she met on a message board. And not just once, either. He could even have stood that, but one of JavaMaven’s anonymous lovers turned out to be …
…neuro-trash grrrl whose is secretly the real mother of…
…of MrCyncial. Nuero-Trash Grrrrl had has a single illicit affair with Esprix resulting in MrC and…
…Bluepony. Persephone is quite relieved to discover that Bluepony is not her brother, because she has had a few impure thoughts about him too, when she’s not pining away for Sealemon88. But she’s still really honked off that Bluepony didn’t come to her rescue, so she decides to pay him back by…
… by having a hot, steamy, torrid love affair with ChiefScott. But, their happiness was to be short-lived, as ChiefScott was in trouble with the law because he…
…made off with a nuclear warhead, which he is now using to threaten the innocent hamlet of Doperville. If his demands aren’t met by midnight, he’ll blow away the town (and most of the state). Among his outrageous demands is…
…a crate of Peeps and an autograph from Welfy, the young but wildly successful lounge singer at…
…the No-Tell Motel, where most of the town’s male citizens spend their Saturday evenings, engaging in nefarious activity such as…
…making prank calls to respected citizens and plotting to attract the attention of aliens for the secret organisation called…
…Dopers Anonymous, where crazy people know each other from a message board that they frequent online. It’s run by a madperson that also owns the No-Tell Hotel…
…The SDU, or Straigt Dopers United. This secret group was much like a mafia, and led by the mysterious Cecial Adams. Nobody has ever seen his face, just his right hand man, Ed Zotti. Cecil Adams had built a huge empire by…
Sigh Stimulpost. sorry
Don’t worry about it, we basically said about the same thing, what with the evil, secret organization run by madmen… ;^)
NOTE: Due to a contract dispute, and a misguided belief that he could make the transition to a successful movie career, the part of Milossarian is now being played by aha.
…because aha & Milossarian are brothers, separated at a young age, because one of them was so obviously insane. The insane one was…
…aha, of course, who had recently had a psychotic episode, during which he was utterly convinced that…
…the sinister Arkon was his father! Arkon used this delusion to manipulate Aha into…
…thinking he could reestablish his singing career, and…