Although I’m a piss poor online flirt I can only be honored by such sweet sentiment.
Thanks ssskuggiii, you’re too kind.
So, is that a yes, or what? 
Cool.
Ah, sweet ssskuggiii! I am flattered. Beyond flattered, in fact, to think that you would find my trousers to be of such interest and intrigue as to warrant this most gracious proposal. To think that I might find a place at you side and in your bed among the ranks of Zenster, Corvus, Hypergirl, Iampunha, Monster104, Nocturne, Sanibelman Sk8rixtx, and Zero Hero is near unthinkable and beyond my bravest dreams. . .
But I wonder . . .
With all your ample attentions and affections delivered among your many adoring mates, could I ever find all the time that I require to bask in the light of your beauty and revel in the knowledge that I am yours and you mine?
No, I think it best not to take vows that would bind you to me while I question my power and right to hold you. Rather, if you will have me, I will be first among your favorite courtesans – available at a moment’s notice to serve every whim, dream or desire without demand of your visions, ambitions or vowed affections.
Thus shall I best serve – Virtual Courtesan of the SDMB as first commissioned by my dearest ssskuggiii.
::punha brings his trusty giant feather out from behind him and starts to chase A_R with it, sensing she’s not running that hard. He gently tackles her and starts ticking her with . . . ::
BTW, how old are you?
Tsk. You never ask that! Now I shall be forced to tickle you with ze feather!
I’m old enough to wear you out, rock your little world, and possibly hurt you. 
Say, I am doing my taxes, and I just wondered if my marriages to Eutychus55, iampunha, evilbeth and Persephone entitle me to any special tax exemptions?
Scotti (feverishly thumbing through her tax manual)
Oh dear. Please don’t hurt me. That would not be very nice:(
So how old are you again?
Yes. You get a tax exemption of (I think) $2,500 for having four kids.
It would be hurt in a good way. 
Relax, you’ll love it. Ask DW
:: pointedly ignoring the age question ::
Hmm . . . well, as they say, sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
So how old are you again?
Thinksnow, I was going to propose to all the people in that pic of yours . . . I don’t much care which one you are:)
Okaaay, and blessedwolf blindsided me, bypassing this thread and proposing to me here.
Sounds good. Odieman, do you mind?
Hey wait, you never actually asked…
:sigh: be a gentleman and look what happens, what ever you think is the best Screech, but remember I will be the one whos eyes won’t glaze over when you talk about your latest sighting or your latest theatrical effort. Remember if you are interested I would be honoured to be virtually married to you.
Your Humble Servant
Keith
Weyrdchic…you’re minute is up, we’re married.
Zero Hero…the honeymoon is fin with me, but I don’t think your girlfriend would be thrilled (or my boyfriend for that matter)
DigitalMuse…I still haven’t heard you say you’ll marry me. Come on, you know you want to.
Your, not you’re.
Oh, now THAT was a low blow. And here I thought you loved me?
Scotti
(slinking out of the room, leaning on her cane)
And I do! I didn’t mean you were old, and if I were to say that it would not be as an insult.
I meant it as a joke, inasmuch as sometimes spouses can act like children.
Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it over and over and over again
Well, as a suprise Chef and I are running off to our honeymoon right now.
I popped the question in another thread and he accepted!!!
Now, just waiting on dpr.