Sniff
My own girlfriend goes off and marries someone who is not me? I am sad paddy.
Fine. Be that way!
ssskuggiii, want to get married? I’m already virtually married to Palmyra, but seeing as Nocturne already got hitched, you’re really the only other person I want to be with.
Take that, Katie!
Not to rain further on your parade, but she went off and married to someones who aren’t you. 
Don’t blame me, she asked too nicely to resist.
::corrects vital spelling error::
Iampunha, you have to get ssskuggiii to come in here before I can do a ceremony for you
~Lisa
:dressed in tux:
:with red roses:
:kneels:
oh wyldelf would you do me the honor and pleasure of making me the happiest man in the world by accepteing my hand in marriage? I love you and will do so forever.
{at midnight even!}
Thats sweet and all, but I can’t do the ceremony until she accepts. ~Lisa
I’m married IRL, but I must place a virtual marriage request.
Now, I’m sure I’ll just be breaking a gozillion hearts by doing this, but oh well. Deal.
I would like to be the first to propose virtual marriage to Eutychus.
I know I’m not the only one that’s got her eye on Euty, though, and I absolutely will NOT be offended by a rejection. Seeing as how I’m already married IRL, a virtual marriage may constitute bigamy. I don’t know. I don’t know jack about internet law.
But Euty, the offer is there. You’re one of the most remarkable people I’ve ever known, and I hope to get the chance to meet you face-to-face someday.
::sniff, sniff::
:: tear :: Thats the sweetest thing ever…You have to say yes. You just gotta. ~lisa
Go ahead and propose, evilbeth!
I just said I wanted to be the first to propose, and I did leave it wide open for Euty to make up his own mind!
(honestly, you’ve got a WAY better shot than me. So do it! :D)
Nah, Euty doesn’t want me. (sniff) But if I have to lose him to someone, I’m glad it’s you, Cristi! 
Muahaha, Paddy…Tasha can have you and welcome…she’s just going to have to deal with me.
evilbeth, Euty isn’t here yet! You haven’t lost anything! For all we know, he might just up & say “Nah. Screw you both. I’m holding out for JDT.”
[sub]it’s the New Year’s Eve wine that’s making me eloquent! I swear! I’m not normally that good![/sub]
You know, he just might! I guess we’ll just have to wait and see! Where is he, anyway? It’s almost 3am already! Get up!
Um, I’ll speak for everyone, and accept?
[sub]Or at least, I’ll speak for myself, and accept?
[/sub]
::gets down one one knee::
::produces ring::
::smiles hopefully::
Hmm…
Evilbeth … Cristi … Evilbeth … Crsiti …
Scotticher?
:: wonders if Mormonism might be an option here … :::
Well, Cristi, it seems he has brought in his own choice to the thread. It appears he has a preference over us. I guess it’s just as well. I’d hate to have to fight you for him! 
How dare you take Tambourine Boy before me? He’s mine, I tell you! Mine!
But since he’s skiving from us, I’ll just have to propose to, um, my foot! Is that legal or will I have to move to Alabama?
Then, according to the sacred and vaunted traditions of the MPSIMS forum of the SDMB, there is only one way to settle this.
:: phones in an order for a couple hundred boxes of lime jello ::
You fiend!