HEY!
What? I slept on the couch. I’s tired.
Oooooh.
Scotti, will YOU do me the great and pleasing honor of being my wife?
Thank you, thank you. Now I expect to see a few sig’s changed around here. 
StephenG, I accept your proposal.
Is wyldelf around and available?
Can we have multiple marriages? Cuz I also have my eye on fun2d8, Silly Rabbit, and a few other select hotties.
If I can only propose to one though, it would have to be wyldelf. A cutie with a cute name, and I love that accent!
And for everyone who may jump me about already being virtually married, I’d like to point out that I haven’t seen my virtual wife around here in ages. Could it be possible to have her virtually declared dead so I can virtually marry again?
I’ll be changing my sig shortly, if we could just get a few things cleared up real quick, okay?
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Am I evilbeth’s husband, or am I her wife? Or are we not married to each other, just to Euty?
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Is Scotticher married to any of us, or is she married to iampunha?
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Do I need to hyphenate my name? I mean, am I now Ms. Persephone evilbeth-Eutychus-Scotticher, or would it be simpler just to go by Ms. Persephone HMSH? (gotta know how to sign the checks, you know).
Could someone get back to me on this? I’d appreciate it.
Fine, Froggy. Take a couple of days off and you forget about me. See if I care. <sniff>
<andy walks in bearing a stack of Civil Union certificates>
Ladies…
What you do in your own time is your own business. As long as I can watch.
Damn well better not be.
Whatever you like. I’m not that demanding. Not the first day, at least.
I didn’t forget, I just didn’t know you cared.
Now you’ve left me with a dilemma - wyldelf or Nymysys, wyldelf or Nymysys. . . How do I decide between you two?
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*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog *
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Heck, who is making you choose? I share well. Especially with wyldelf, she’s my buddy. Besides, IIRC we were just about to invite you to join our group marriage in another thread before it died. Better late than never.
Crunchy…marry both, ya twit!
I would, but I asked for two different wives when I first went looking for a virtual wife and that idea wasn’t very well-received.
So if they don’t have a problem with it:
[taking a knee]
Nymysys and wyldelf, will you do me the honor of being my wives?
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*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog *
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::tearing up::
Oh. My. God. I never thought I’d see the day.
::sniffle::
I would be honoured, Froggy. Of course I’ll marry you.
Are you proposing? Cause ::smiles Shyly:: I would kinda like that ::bats eyelashes::
[Homer Simpson]
Woo-hoo!
[/Homer Simpson]
Now if I can only know wyldelf’s answer. . .
It would be my honour to share you with Nym!!
We’ve had several “virtual weddings” here, and it’s great fun.
I have a virtual gift ready for the next couple.
heavy sigh
…always the Brides maid…
:: Throws rice. Goes to the bar for a drink. ::
…SR
I am now officially the luckiest damned poster on these boards!!!