Dammit
:::looks at dustcloud of the passing Euty-Persephone-evilbeth-Scotti wedding wagon:::
Picking up a fine perfumed garter…
Damn, I didn’t even get to kiss 'em G’bye! that’s what I get for spending the weekend in the woods. Sigh & Dammitol…
Care to join us, elelle? I think andygirl has the civil union certificates. 
Euty , I’ll be your eunuch!
At least I dont think they work…
Can’t remember…
Actually, MikeG, I’d like to introduce you to elelle. She’s a fine quality woman and I’m sure the two of you might really hit it off together.
Ah, c’mon … go ahead … give it a shot …
Yes, just the person I was wondering would consent.
Ooops, I’m already married to paddy apparently. I have got to add to my husbands/wives.
*Hypergirl, will you marry me?
*Monster104, will you marry me?
*Nocturne, we might as well make this as interesting as possible. Will you marry me?
*Soulsling, if you ever get to reading this, will you marry me?
::starts humming “There were 7 in the bed and the little one said roll over”::
Dusting off Available Shoes (I used to have an Available Hat, Coat and Speedo, but we’re not going to discuss that mess here) and looking around
Hey, hey, hey, hey LADIES!!!
Upham
People, People…I need some answers before I can do a ceremony. Tiggeril, Falcon…will you marrry Iampunha?
Hypergirl, Monster104, Nocturne, soulsling…will you marry ssskuggiii?
I accept.
Hmmm…I think I can accomodate a few more…maybe I’ll think of some people to propose to.
Watch out, ladies, there’s a Monster on the loose!
I now prounounce Monster104 and ssskuggiii husband and wife. Congrats!
(Monster, is she gonna be in the honeymoon suite too? I don’t mind, but do you think you can handle the both of us? And Corvus?)
Hey I’m open to marry anyone!
Hey ssskuggiii are you still looking for additional husbands? Because I’m open, and besides if we are all going to be sharing a hoonymoon suite… 
I’ll marry ssskuggiii.
Is there room for one more?
throws a twenty on the table and signals for the bartender to keep 'em coming
Robin
Well, msrobyn , have a seat. I think Falcon has received a proposal, so you and I shall throw the rice REALLY hard…(oops)… and… make mine a shooter.
…SR
Robin
Alone. Unloved. Bad hair day.
<sobbing into the night>
I accept, Corvus.
Andygirl, will you marry me?
I now pronounce you, ssskuggiii and Nocturne, wife, and um wife.
I now pronounce you, ssskuggiii, and Corvus…husband and wife. See you guys in the wedding suite!
Woohoo!!
::walks up to bar, gets down on bended knee…::
Silly rabbit, msrobyn, would you two do me the honour of accepting my offer of marriage?