After that comment, you can spend all your time as a wolf…grrrOWWWwwwwll! I have a king-sized box of straw
Sigh. OK, Blue Twylight…stay away from the mouse, too.
We’ll get him a spool to push around and name him Mr. Jingles. After he’s entertained us, then screech and the cats can work it out.
fierra, what kind of labels do we have at this zoo? I know that most zoos have a species name, maybe the latin, too. Down here in the Southern U.S., the zoo labels have recipes.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG, I just fell off the chair laughing. (But no kidding, a friend who works at SeaWorld said someone once tried to walk off with one of the lobsters from the aquarium exhibit.)
heeheeheehee
Macaws are prey animals, not predators. I suppose it’s possible that under extreme duress one would possibly consume meat, but I doubt it would KILL its own meat. We have parrots at my house – the blue and gold macaw isn’t the most graceful critter on wings. Just one of the prettiest. They eat nuts, fruits, berries, and dirt. (Yes, dirt. For the vitamins.)
Me? I eat meat. I’m a predatory rabbit. I eat carrots and lettuce, too, but don’t tempt me – I’ll take on creatures more than five times my size to kill and eat. Bigger, if I’m backed into a corner.
Yes, I think rabbits ARE rodents – so I’ll gladly join in the revolution if you wanna. After all, I’m the lethal bunny. All those measly humans will be up against the wall! mwahaha
As I mentioned in a long-gone thread (I don’t want to bother looking it up) I want to be a koala bear. Only then will I get the 22 hours of sleep I really need every day.
don Jaime I picked shapeshifter so that I could be all the good animals - including owls. But for some reason, mice weren’t in my shortlist! Screechowl mind your claws on the back of the chair when you fall off next time! DW I’d rather have some red meat <ahem> than a pile of straw if I’m in wolf form, m’bucko!
Hail, Comrade Racinchikki Rabbit! And she brings Bugs Bunny into the fold with her! Now we are invincible in the face of all except the turtles! Uh, are you a turtle?
Comrade, my Mexican red-head, Ray, will, under extreme duress, eat cotton candy. Everything else he devours voraciously, unless he’s not hungry or in a bad mood. He loves meat, but I doubt he could catch it in the wild. And since Blue Twylight is on the verge of starvation in this thread, shall we invite the noble macaws to join us in the clutch? They are highly intelligent and can snap broomsticks in half with those beaks. Be our Air Force, BT?
And sk8rixtx, we could use a Navy. Do seals appeal? Sleep all day and vie for the title of “beachmaster?” I know it sounds like a WTBS movie if you say it wrong, but BT can give you lessons.
Oh, and fierra? This is the zoo, not DS9. You’re supposed to be an animal, something Harlan Ellison wouldn’t make fun of. And in the end, a worldwide pestilence is infinitely stronger than an anxiety-ridden ball of goo played by Clayton Endicott from Benson. I’d hunt up Sqrlcub or eekamouse or some other kind rodent, parrot, or pinniped and start kissing up now. Or, you could be a nutria. We still need one of those.
We welcome Comrade Racinchikki! (Yaaaaay!)
We salute our possible allies Blue Twylight and sk8rixtx! (Yaaaaay!)
We extend warm wishes to fierra, in hopes the shapeshifter recognizes his innate nutrianess! (Yaaaaay!)
Damn, you got the crow. Okay, I want to be a Gray Jay (Perisoreus canadensis), small enough to flit into enclosures and steal food, quick enough to get away with it.
Ohh cool I’m not the only dragon in the world! (In one set of books I read there was only one dragon left… the female one at that since the two males killed themselves off in competition over her… hmm that was in David Eddings books actually)
This thread needs more foxes!