The SDMB Zoo!

[Spider_Woman]

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Spiders are very useful creatures. There used to be a poster here named Spider, also, but I haven’t seen him post lately, so I’ll be the resident spider and spin webs from thread to thread.

[And no, Ad Noctum, I am NOT a Black Widow Spider, and I had nothing to do with Spider’s disappearance.]

[purrplebear]

Hmmm. That’s a tough one. By my user name, I should be a cute, purple bear. But, Dolphins have recreational sex. And pigs have 30 minute orgasms. :eek:

Decisions, decisions…

And, Mully, dear. I’ll be right over.

[zenith]

I’ll be a komodo dragon. They had one on exibit at the local zoo last summer and it was sooo cool.

[Emperor_Penguin]

*Originally posted by brachyrhynchos *
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Damn, you got the crow. Okay, I want to be a Gray Jay (Perisoreus canadensis), small enough to flit into enclosures and steal food, quick enough to get away with it.

Hey corvus, I got your Circus Peanut!

::flies away with neon orange object:: **

Hey! Those are my favorite! Get back here

::frantically starts flying after::

[wevets]

Hmmmm… I think I’ll be the Manta Ray…

[Homer Simpson] Mmmmmmm, plankton! [/Homer Simpson]

[fierra]

*Originally posted by don Jaime *
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Oh, and fierra? This is the zoo, not DS9. You’re supposed to be an animal, something Harlan Ellison wouldn’t make fun of. And in the end, a worldwide pestilence is infinitely stronger than an anxiety-ridden ball of goo played by Clayton Endicott from Benson. I’d hunt up Sqrlcub or eekamouse or some other kind rodent, parrot, or pinniped and start kissing up now. Or, you could be a nutria. We still need one of those.

We extend warm wishes to fierra, in hopes the shapeshifter recognizes his innate nutrianess! (Yaaaaay!) **

1. I’m female.
2. I wasn’t the first to get mythological in this thread - I note you haven’t taken the mick out of any of the dragons, cos they’d toast your furry little mouse ass!
3. I’m not a shapeshifter from deep space boredom - I can make my nose look realistic, for one thing. Shapeshifters have been around for a lot longer than Gene Rodenberry
4. How do you know one of your comrades isn’t a shapeshifter undermining your rodent efforts? Bwahahhahahahah (etc)

[screech-owl]

*Originally posted by fierra *
**2. I wasn’t the first to get mythological in this thread - I note you haven’t taken the mick out of any of the dragons, cos they’d toast your furry little mouse ass!
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Toasted mouse. Hmmmmmmmm. Interesting concept.
:note to self - stay on good side of the dragons:

[BTW, what’s an Emmenthaler?]

[Spider_Woman]

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Do owls eat spiders too?

Maybe the mods should keep the prey and predator species separate. . . er, wait, spiders are predators too.

Never mind.

:: sidles off to corner, constructs large web and waits::

[Piell]

THe rodent group thinks they can defeat us. Lets teach them a lesson!

[fierra]

Screech, Emmenthal is a type of cheese, so I assume with the “er” on the end, it means a cheese round like the ones mice hde in in cartoons…of course I could be wrong. ANyway, I thought mice aren’t very keen on cheese and that there is far better stuff to use for bait - such as some of that nuts & fruit mix the macaw has got…

[sk8rixtx]

quote:

Originally posted by sk8rixtx
All the good animals are taken… What should I be?

How about a lizard? I think you’d make an awesome gecko, chameleon or iguana. (Please take that as a compliment.)

I like it racinchikki. Ashtar, I was seriously considering the fox thing, but I wanna be a gecko, and Zenith can be Papa Dragon. We lizards gotta stick together.

[Bubba_Ray]

I think i’ll complete the great cats, I am a tiger.

[Vestal_Blue]

If we’re gonna go mythological, I’d be a winged otter.

I like to fly, and otters have so much fun! A seriously sanguine creature!

[sk8rixtx]

Okay, who wants to be in my Lizard Crew Clique?

[purrplebear]

A winged otter! Hmmmm… Not a bad idea. Does this zoo have more than one of each species? They should. So, if VB is a male winged otter, we need a female one too.

I graciously volunteer.

I’ll be the female winged otterette.
Just call me Cuddlepup.

[Piell]

Come, my mythological reptile friends. Let us destry all those who oppose us!

[Welfy]

What kind of creature could I be?

Something a little mopey, shy, hides from people, disgustingly adorable, mysterious, aloof, yet affectionate… hmmm.

[sk8rixtx]

Piell, I can write us a Lizard theme song, make some cool stickers, gets some Lizard Clique posters, and soon we may have rights to a television show.

[sk8rixtx]

You can be a sloth Welfy.

[vix]

*Originally posted by Ashtar *
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Be a fox. This thread needs more foxes!
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You got it, Ashley. One vixen, at your service.

Ahem.