I wanna be a Lesser Panda:
1 : a long-tailed largely herbivorous mammal (Ailurus fulgens) that is related to and resembles the American raccoon, has long rusty or chestnut fur, and is found from the Himalayas to China – called also red panda
anyone wanna pet my long fuzzy tail?
Back away ShamaFrog, or I, The Homocidal Purple Ghost Gecko, will burn it off with my laser eyes.
but I like geckos!
they’re quite good sauted with a little olive oil and fresh rosemary.
Though I’ve never had a blue ghost gecko…perhaps Thyme instead of rosemary?
:::Ducks and Runs!:::
Hmmmm. Let you live or kill you? Let you live or kill you? I can’t decide. Lizard Clique?
I’ve seen one of them shama, they’re very cute. Rather small, very raccoon like really, but a redhead.
Does the behaviour of the animals in here remind anyone else of the zoo in the octuplets episode from the simpsons?
Shama, he’s not BLUE ghost gecko, he’s a PURPLE ghost gecko – infinitely cooler and probably inedible.
::bares the bunny fangs of death::
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Sorry, I couldn’t tell. I wasn’t convinced that was your natural shape, and your name doesn’t suggest “man” or “woman” so much as “Oldsmobile.” I’ll break out the pink guest towels.
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No dragons have challenged the mouse’s role as parvenu of pestilence, except for this young, inexperienced Piell, who followed your lead. Sure, I could toast young Piell and serve the kid up to screech-owl, but it would be unsporting, like dynamiting humans in a barrel. I’m more concerned about a surprise flying otter attack. Besides, you’re more fun.
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So, your nose grows?
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Seriously, you have good taste. DS9 was an embarassment to shapeshifters everywhere. If you can’t catch a Ferengi doing anything illegal, you ain’t trying. -
Easily.
a. By the smell. “Hey, Frank, you smell suspiciously like Ellen this week, and we haven’t seen her since last week, either. C’mere and let us pull your nose…”
b. By the mistakes. You remember how the guy was discovered by the Killer Tomatoes? Little things like that. You’d do well with your knowledge of cheese and outstanding ability to parse jokes, but do you know the other stock secrets of the mice? Can you disembowel a cat with a rocker-recliner, a Venetian blind, and a helpful bulldog? Can you tell Pixie from Dixie? Do you know the name of Mouse Enemy No. 1 (Hint - her nickname is the Carving Knife Farm Wife)? All it takes is one slip.
I might add that the last shapeshifter to try mouse form was the dullard showing property to one “Puss in Boots.” 'Nuff said.
screech - “Emmenthal” (Emmen Valley) or “Emmenthaler” (from the Emmen Valley) is one of the kinds of Swiss cheese, the other being Gruyere. Emmenthaler is slightly more astringent, and the holes tend to be bigger, making a better hidey-hole. Cheese works okay, but most recommend peanut butter, or the solidified insides of a milk carton, and I’ve seen a few friends (sniff!) comment on the great taste of D-Con just before the end. It’s sad, really. Fondue?
Well, by unanimous verdict in a previous thread, I am a black Scottish Terrier, with a big blue bow to match my eyes.
Who am I to disagree?
Scotti
don jaime,I am a basilisk, capable of turning to stone whatever creature threatens me. Dont try it!
piell, just one comment - stay away from mirrors otherwise there’ll be a stoned lizard…
(ok two comments - if you read Harry Potter, you are the mortal enemy of the spider…)
don jaime -
we are lucky enough not have oldsmobiles in this country (except for when a few idiots import them) (how to offend a large amount of the board - lesson 450).
You have stumbled on one of the reasons that Odo left ot join the founders - the Ferengi-Gate scandal was just about to break…
re the mouse identity crisis - Dixie whistles…
I’d mind out for the fondue if I were you, it might be a trick like jamjars for wasps…
What other way could it be taken? Lizards are great! 
Winged otters? What a cool idea. Perchance might I be able to add a set of wings to my little otter self?
That’ll take care of that pesky polar bear problem.
blinks I usually stay out of arguements (I’ve been away otherwise I would have posted before now)… besides why would I want to harm the rodents? Unless they are spreading pestilence and disease but us beings who have gotten a generally bad rep over the years should probably stick together… not all rodents are bad… just as not all dragons are.
I dunno if I’m a sloth…I’m not that lazy, am I?
I just move pretty slow…but I’m cute! (I have pictures to prove it! wink wink)
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with sloths. You should feel honored to even have a sloth as an option.
I think I’ll be a mini-lop rabbit. And before you rodents ask, I don’t do alliances. I might be for hire, though…
ka-klick!
I wanna be a timid lemur with big scared eyes.
fierra - What country doesn’t have Olds? Canada, UK, or den Nederlands? Or is there another country allowed to use SDMB?
Piell - Run on home, child, your mama’s callin’.
Welfy - Koala?
Yummy. More snacks. Ocelot eyes mini-lop rabbit innocently
Check the link, Kat. The mini-lop’s the one with the plane and the machine gun. The switchblade isn’t currently visible, but it’s omnipresent. Ka-click!
Don’t mess with me, and don’t touch my Baywatch tapes, and I probably won’t slice you into tasty morsels for the ravenous rodents.
Do we have a ferret yet? How about an alien? I’ve already made a bundle off selling Aylee as a Pokemon statue once, why not sell her to a zoo? No, @#$%@, I’ve got to perforate her–she EMPed my tapes!
(Now the truth is known–Balance is in fact Bun-Bun the Mini-Lop.)