UK.
So welfy gets to hang around in trees all day getting stoned and having sex & occasionally pissing on tourists? Wow! We all chose the wrong animal!
:note to self: -
if Welfy is a koala, move to a higher tree branch
bump
Oh, can I be a racoon? Stay up all night and sleep all day and I get to be incredibly cute while I’m at it too. Can I? Can I?
Kitty
yay! My 200th post!
I’m torn between being the regular economy-size hippo or the dainty and less homicidal pygmy hippo.
Hmm, I really like the idea of being something that looks so silly but can still eat boats and people.
:eek: 
Why would I want to touch your Baywatch tapes?
IF YOU ARE INDEED A DART FROG, THEN I HAVE A TATTOO OF YOU ON MY SHOULDER. AND I DONT WANT ANYONE LICKING IT OK! 
Well, let’s see. No, I can’t see myself being a koala.
In real life I’m very thin with big sad eyes and long arms and legs. I’m sort of slow-moving and lazy-ish but intelligent and creative. I’m very hermit like and shy and tend to hide from people, and when provoked I’d most likely lash out or bite (well, only with people I know well). I’m kind of vocal, too, and cuddly. Also slightly nocturnal.
What animal would that most be like?
Welfy, it sounds like a bush baby or a kinkajou (not sure if second one is right for you though, not as cute as a bushbaby!)
I guess I’m the penguin, who just jumps in over and over.
Post post post. :eek: Just realized I have to plan dinner!
Hehehe…this creature fits me to a tee! Thanks, fierra.
So, the mighty "kinky"jou roams the board, sticking her long tongue out at everyone and laughing…
Do we have room for any more bunnies? I wanna be a bunny. Maybe a little purple bunny. One that can digivolve into something big and mean, just in case there’s trouble. 
I know this is a couple of days late, but is the Zoo still taking applications for a Fox? Sleek and red, stalking my prey…
I will be a vulture and the last one to die of starvation.
padz in an squeakles her black rimmed raccoon-y eyes wide
squeak
Anyone wanna play?
Raccoon Kitty
Okay I haven’t read the entire thread yet but I’m very scared. I’ve been away for over a week and I come back and Whammo has started a thread on which animal you’d have sex with if you had to. THEN I find the SDMB zoo…
I’m a bit concerned.
Can I be a unicorn?
Of course you can be a unicorn dpr, but if you are can I go for a ride?
gives a little raccoon squeak
Kitty
Hmmm, I know this animal. Maybe not so raccoon like, but very cute and redheaded indeed. doperus fierrarius
Kitty,
If you can tame a unicorn, do you know what it says about you?
Kitty, you can come for a ride anytime.
The virgin restriction only counts with humans (who we all know just can’t be trusted).