Hey, look! Here come some board lurkers driving through the safari park. Lets all be good zoo inmates and harass them. Act cute when they take out their cameras, and right before they snap the picture, turn around and point your ass at them.
Check it out! A busload of people who embarass easily. Hey! Where’s the baboon? Yo, baboon, it’s show time! Go sit on a branch and do not think about baseball!
Could it be? Is that a cabriolet? YES!!! Outta my way, animals. I have dibs on that convertible roof. I’ve been sharpening my claws all night.
Fierra, you redefine cool with every post. The kinkajou is perfect for Welfy. From his description, I was about to suggest an aye-aye, and I don’t think he would appreciate that.
The tourists…hm. What can I, the mouse, do? Something grand, hm.