Poor* Sean Spicer. He has the unfortunate job of trying to twist the Bannon presidency into positives. If nothing else it ought to be funny.
Sean Spicer tweets a “The Onion” article about himself. Oops.
Sean Spicer: “You’re never bored when you work for Trump.” This is probably the most true thing he will ever say. I can just imagine how feverish his staff must work to create the alternative facts to support the Bannon presidency.
I like this one too.
He appears to object to the March of Life participants being called “demonstrators”. I like one of the replies that says “What should they be called ‘stand up’ers’”
I mean why? Why tweet this? When did “demonstrator” become a bad word (and how concerning is that)? What the heck is going on?
I suspect he gets The Onion, and you don’t want to get him. A
Possible of course. With all the criticism surrounding the misinformation stated by Spicer on behalf of President Bannon, is that the right time to tweet a joke about it though? I would say not, but let’s give him that one.
You have to admit the “demonstrators” thing is pretty funny.
I don’t buy that. It supposes a certain level of humor and intelligence I don’t think he has.
and Self Awareness too.
It would be pretty much equally idiotic to tweet that without indicating that he understood the joke as to have done it unaware. Either way he looks like a total fool.
Since nearly everything else that Spicer has done said since taking office has made him look like a total fool, I think the explanation that he actually is a total fool is the most parsimonious one.
“Lemme just tweet my Twitter password to myself so I always know where to find it.”
“Dang it, lemme try that again…”
[Pee Wee Herman crashes his bycicle]
I meant to do that.
Too late for edit. I meant to do that.
Don’t fuck with Spicer, man.
He’s getting larger.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/new-intimidation-tactic-sean-spicer-wearing-suit-t-5382
Probably this is just a matter that I haven’t watched TV news in over 20 years, but damn that woman’s teeth are white. She’s one step away from being able to find work as a nightlight.
Where the hell did he get that tie?
Spicer always has that look on his face like a deer caught in headlights. Or maybe it’s just because his shirt collars always look so tight.
When you’re suddenly in up to your eyeballs and a turd floats by…that’s the look.
“Be Trump’s Press guy, they said! It’ll be great, they said…”
You know that scene in Silence of the Lambs when Lecter cuts the cops’ face off and wears it like a mask?
Those sunken red eyes he has reminds me of that bit.
He looks like the dad of a kid I knew in high school. That “deer in the headlights” look of his really helps add to the impression that someone grabbed Mr. Hecht, stuffed him in a suit, told him, “You’re the press secretary now!” and threw him into a room full of reporters.
No.
Do NOT make that same mistake again that everybody made with Trump.
Underestimation is the greatest tactical gift, and you are giving it away for free here.
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I was laughing hysterically last night when I heard that Spicer, when asked about the immigration order fuckup-shitstorm-total-disaster-in-every-way-possible, said something like “Oh, it’s going great!”
Just once, I’d like someone in the press ask “Sir, do you seriously believe the steaming pile of bullshit you just served up?”