The Sean Spicer Comedy Hour

I love the part where he assures us we must screen 5 year olds from those countries to make sure they don’t pose a threat. Five years olds??? What a dipshit!!!

Yeah, you’re out of tune. These days, hardcore bikers, filthy drunks and insane basement trolls all have perfect pearlies on TV.

The Executive Order which bans Muslims from travelling to the US is not a travel ban.

Geez, I’m already feeling sorry for this guy.

It’s just “extreme vetting.” Yeah, I’d say not even considering letting anyone get in (you know … a “ban”) would be pretty extreme as vetting goes.

It’s just typical Republican strategy. Remember how Judge Garland got “extreme hearings” on his Supreme Court nomination.

He knew what he was getting into.

Dippin’ Dots called and said they are sorry for making Sean Sphincter famous. What a grade-A dipshit. He and Kellyann Conman are two peas in a pod.

Puny human. SPICER SMASH!

Actually it is going great, if your aim is to create chaos and start tearing everything down. Remember, President Bannon has said that was his goal and never hid it.

Even more comedy. Remember, it’s not a ban. Only the media are calling it that:

:smack:

Then 60 seconds later, Spicer himself calls it a ban when answering the next reporter’s question…:smack:

CNN ran several clips in a row from the last few days of Trump and Spicer calling it a ban.

I’m not. Spicer can eat shit. He’s a Trump man. He could leave anytime he wanted.

“They no longer need a waiver because if they are a legal permanent resident they won’t need it anymore,” White House spokesman Sean Spicer said at a news briefing.

I am glad that these immigrants can come and play for the American Dodgeball Association of America to make it great!

Cogito post hoc ergo sum post hoc.

Sean Spicer Says Melissa McCarthy Needs to “Dial Back,” and SNL Is Too “Mean”

Awww… poor little snowflake! Didums need a safe space and a blankie?

It amazes me how the people who run this country are like children. They don’t understand the value of truth, can’t understand why they’re being mocked and assume everybody’s just being mean. Do they spend their entire working lives in one room insulated from all the bad things?

Spicer’s portrayal by a woman may have rattled the White House.

Here’s the thing: Melissa McCarthy plays Spicer as way more tough and belligerent than he really is. I think Spicer lost all credibility with the WH press corps in his first “briefing” and ended up looking extremely weak. One could argue that McCarthy is actually doing him a favor by playing him this way.

Count down to Spicer’s firing? To be replaced by Chuck Norris, natch.

The groundswell for Rosie O’Donnell to come on and play Steve Bannon has already started.