The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

Suggest ways to burn calories in an office.
Have you ever been to a prostitute?

NOT a good week for my daughter’s looks.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Giant fungus among us!
Doper Kid Photo Thread

I’m not even sure I *want *to see that…

**Have you patented anything? How do I begin?
Public farting
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That’s a good patent idea – for me to poop on!

**I am so glad I’m inside right now…
Gaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Giant fungus among us! **

I think I’d rather be outside. Yeah, outside is good.

**Why do D.O.'s exist?
Found a bone **

**Suggest ways to burn calories in an office.
Public farting
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** Ask the guy who just had a colonsocopy
May I ride my horse downtown and park it by my house? **

From my recent posts:

**So what do the Jedi believe, exactly?
Rush Limbaugh “dreams of” riots in Denver
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Rush Limbaugh can get to Denver in less than 3 parsecs!

** The Horror In The Basement
A Tale of Two Boobs **

**If I like King’s The Stand, I’ll also enjoy…
home made hamburgers
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**What is my router doing?
Generating Electricity with My Water Supply ?
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**With apologies to Stevie Wonder:
My inheritance is on its way **

**Truth or Consequences
Have you ever been to a prostitute?

What are some of the most valuable items ever bought at yard sale?
Found a bone
NOT a good week for my daughter’s looks.
The Horror In The Basement
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Daddy, can I come out now?

** My inheritance is on its way
Hawaiian Kingdom Re-established! **

Now THAT is quite an inheritance

**Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do?
Truth or Consequences **
That’s one approach, I guess. :dubious:

**Actual call to my radio show…

…And the Whining Commences (MADD and GTA IV)

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did you want that $360,000,000 in fives?
My inheritance is on its way

I guess granny’s mattress was well stuffed.

**Burglar breaks into your house - what do you do?
Go to jail, Mom.

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**The opposite of “Sausage Fest” is … ?
Is fish meat? **

No, it’s “Fish Meet!”

** If I like King’s The Stand, I’ll also enjoy…

The Office: “Did I Stutter?” (open spoilers)

30 Rock, 05/01: “Sandwich Day”

Jeopardy 5/1/08

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