The Search for Sequential Threads Is Over

So, I’ve decided to go Mad with Power…
Universal Studios is on fire!
A strangely satisfying night

Those fools! They dare to reject my screenplay!

Well, I have shown them now…

A trip through New Posts…
Ask a traditional Catholic
Obama’s Church - a problem?

…and MPSIMS
New Archaeological Find Might Change Everything
Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?

Invocation/Lord’s Prayer at public school graduation
Would you do this to a child?

** Can anybody describe what it feels like to caress a horse?

Things you wish you had never learned

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Why is human cloning banned?
Doper Picture Thread
:smiley:

** A Tale of Two Boobs

Ask the breastfeeding mom **
Unfortunately, it was written by Mrs. Charles Dickens and was boring as hell.

“They were the Best of Boobs; they were the Worst of Boobs…”

**True Facts

Freak Accident: Elk Falls Off Cliff Onto Car

Woman Lives Undetected in Man’s Closet in Japan for a Year
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** Did Women Really Go Bra-less in the 70s

Ask the breastfeeding mom
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Is it cheating to use one of my own titles?

**Who needs urban legends when stuff like this happens?

I fought a ninja this weekend**

Now, this is just wrong:
**How do I prepare for my Relative to die?

Four hour erections**

**Designer of the Pringle’s Can Is Buried in a Pringle’s Can
“Ooh, that’s gotta hurt!”
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Let’s all cry for the rich
How not to fight a drought

Yeah, salt water’s really not good for irrigation.

**Do you tip maids in hotels?
Price increases you’ve noticed lately

SD Job-Seekers’ Support Group
I am an idiot who will be unemployed forever.

Doper men - Have you ever dated a woman larger or stronger than yourself?
Recommend an Online Dating Site

Are there public places where a woman should not breastfeed her child?
On a Desert Island with a PhD

What if you could freely ask people about their money?
Do you tip maids in hotels?**

**Disney! Help me survive this level of Hell please!
4 hour erections **

**What’s your “type”?
4 hour erections **
Shallow, but I like a girl who knows what she wants…

**In the House of Stinky Water
Can you come up with a better slogan for this deli? **
Not sure, but really, it’d be hard to come up with a worse one :eek:

**Are there public places where a woman should not breastfeed her child?
On a Desert Island with a PhD
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**Best way to cool a hot car’s interior
Menstrual transfusion
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**What if you could freely ask people about their money?
4 hour erections **

I guess money really turns you on

**Can you come up with a better slogan for this deli?
Worst taste combonation ever.
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