I’m calling sneak brag: YOU SNEAK BRAGGER YOU!
Either that or a shot clock penalty on the divorce clock…I’m not sure which. She wants a Wedding…does she want to be married?
I’ve been through kids, and it gets better when they leave, and I suspect it gets even better when I retire. The real question is not how often a week do you do it, but if you do it as often as you’d like. In that respect I’m pretty happy even after 32 years of marriage.
Yeah, but waiting 32 years for things to get better? 
Don’t get me wrong, we’re pretty darned happy together, but well, things do suffer sometimes!
Thanks for telling me now!
Best wishes,
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This is a good point. We do it as often as I like, which works out, on average, to twice a week, although sometimes it’s a little less frequent.
My wife would like to increase the frequency somewhat, but that would eat into my fugue time sitting on the side of the bed every morning after waking up, and I need that a little more than sex. 
And all this time, we’ve been doing it in the wrong position
Lay? Lie? Any difference?
Her words, just now: “Ha! It’s not bragging, it’s commiserating.” Gotta love 'er. Y’know, if I harness the power of the Dope, maybe we can make her famous! You guys’d all watch our reality show, wouldn’t you? 
It was one of those things where you’re only 95% joking.
Method #3: Tell fiancee “I wrote about the whole ‘dancing’ thing on the Dope. Here, look.”
Apparently, gentlemen, you can chain together methods 1 and 2 with method 3 to obtain a continual supply of booty. Tomorrow, I’m going with method #4: tell fiancee you told everyone at work to read the thread about the telling of girlfriends about dancing. Maybe I can get them to write a “Dear Abby” about it and get fiancee to read the response for method #5!
I’ll continue to report these astonishing events as they unfold. Forget about Libya or the national debt for now…this is more important!
Dude, the progression isn’t geometric, it’s exponential! Stop before you kill us ALL!!!
I was actually planning to die like Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, but this would be acceptable.
When they were teenagers, and both go out to friends, it was like “they’re gone? Let’s go.” Almost like high school, which added some spice. 
Not to hijack, but see this referenced downthread.
- Be Handsome.
- Be Attractive.
- Don’t be Unattractive.
OK, those are SNL’s steps to avoiding a sexual harassment lawsuit but I think they apply here as well.
The trick is to get laid once. After that it’s like an aura of sexiness exudes from your presence, giving you a +2 to all future sexy rolls for up to a week.
- Find the nearest brothel.
- Have lots of money.
The secret revealed!
The Rule of Three. Consistant as gravity.
The thing everybody seems to have missed about the statistical data is that it concerns frequency of vaginal sex.
Think about it. Any of those numbers could be radically different in actuality. 