**What themes do you enjoy in adult flicks?
“Wow! They really can act!” moments **
It really felt like he showed up to fix the cable TV…
**Are mortars still used as weapons?
TSA confiscating items **
You wouldn’t believe the kinds of things they won’t let you take on board these days.
** I just saw ‘Into the Wild’ and all I gotta say is…
What jolly Xmas character would you like to see in Hell?
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These would be even better if they were the other way round…
**A rat. A giant F’ing rat.
What are you getting your SO for Christmas? **
**Post-vasectomy questions
Your Gender, Height, & Shoe Size?
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Well, Male, of course. 5’7", and I wore a 10 before the operation, but an 8 afterwards.
**Unexpected things that mezmerize you…
The Celebrity Death Pool 2008 **
Some Christians believe Bible’s “Highway of Holiness” is US I-35
Lots of us ladies have been down this road before
**What will be the next sought-after resource next century?
Female Hairloss**
To all the SDMB cat people…
So I got an A today
Yes, it is worth it to have a dog
Your dog does your homework? :eek:
**How awful is this gift idea?
A rat. A giant F’ing rat. **
**I think I witnessed a scam
I just got into Yale! No, my daughter did. **
Hey, what are you trying to pull here? You can’t even keep your story straight!
**Have you or anyone you know been “Abducted” by other life forms?
A rat. A giant F’ing rat. **
Whoa! :eek:
What are you getting your SO for Christmas?
So I got an A today
Isn’t that a little unethical? Or are we talking about one of those big foam A’s like on Sesame Street?
"Upstate New York" What does it mean to you?
Suggestions for Baja California
Well, that would be stretching it a bit . . .
Maybe it’s a big red sew-on one (or, these days, and iron-on one) like Hester Prynne wore.
** Coulter Doesn’t belive in Evolution
When some animals are more equal than others.
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**TSA confiscating items
Does semen really have a smell? **
As long as it’s in the proper container, there’s no problem.
** What did you get yourself for (not) Christmas
So I got an A today **
**500 channels and only one thing on (HGTV)
Long Live HGTV!
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** “Get Me a Whopper!”
Coulter Doesn’t belive in Evolution
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**Yes, it is worth it to have a dog
I Have The Lowest Power Bill In All The Land
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The treadmill’s working out, then?
**I just saw ‘Into the Wild’ and all I gotta say is…
“Get Me a Whopper!”
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I’m going directly to Hell for that one. No passing “Go”, no $200.