What Really Grinds My Gears…
The Sequential Threads Side
Hey, I know that Sequentials aren’t for everyone but they’re nothing to get your panties in a ruffle about. Just go read some other thread.
**Twin Cities Dopers: Huge pillar of smoke outside my office
Smoking cessation support…? **
I’m for it!
New Posts:
Donating blood. The iodine gag worked like a charm!
Can lying to the Red Cross be ethical?
**I’ve been made into an honest woman (with pics)
The beginning of the end of my marriage **
** I Caught a Cat Burglar in My House
Oooooh! I want a Hitler kitty!!
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Separated by one, but too good to resist
**Ladies: What do you think of shaved man pubes?
I need haircut help! **
**Absurd Reactions To Transvestites
Rub your Belly and Tap your head… I mean Pet your Cat and try to type…how? **
New Posts:
Ladies: What do you think of shaved man pubes?
Grasshoppers in my basement?
Not any more, baby!!
Tell me about your online dating experiences
Backed into or rear ended
Uh…I think I’ll stick to crying at home alone, thanks!
I Am Leaving My Husband. Help!
Help me plan a luncheon
Wow, that’s just flippant.
**It’s that time again - Halloween Costumes!
Absurd Reactions To Transvestites
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Boo!
**What’s ruder – talking in a movie theater, or shushing a talker?
Best “shut up” lines**
**Absurd Reactions To Transvestites
Why I stopped giving money to NPR… **
I don’t know. I hear Robert Seigal can look pretty good in a dress.
**Tell us about the time you were most frightened
Tell me about your online dating experiences**
Yep, some of us have some *real * horror stories…
** Does Billy Joel really barf during the outro of ‘MyLife’?
Most nauseatingly cloying pop songs
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Almost too good to be true! (And I like Billy Joel)
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From MPSIMS:
Euro Disney Porn Flicks. That IS Pinocchio and he IS glad to see you!
Mel Gibson likes to “choke the toaster” in the morning
** said something funny today by accident
Breaking news: plane just crashed into NYC building
What is the funniest, non-offensive joke you know? **
Not funny
**Unusual insomnia - light sleeper
I Dream of Dopers **
Teaching your kids about The Birds and The Bees takes on a new meaning
Euro Disney Porn Flicks. That IS Pinocchio and he IS glad to see you!
Sex ed has gone waaayy too far!
**This is Diversity Training?! (re: Gays)
Mobile Phones Shoved Up Asses **
I think this one speaks for itself (but only on nights and weekends).
**What is the funniest, non-offensive joke you know?
Lupo the Butcher butchered my head!
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**What is the funniest, non-offensive joke you know?
Mel Gibson likes to “choke the toaster” in the morning **
:dubious:
** 14 year old terrorists?
Spanking, when done correctly, is good for kids
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Is it good for terrorists? How about if you don’t do it correctly?