** What’s in movie popcorn-- IMPORTANT!!!
Throw the pot out?
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**Songs about real people
How do you like your ribs? **
Obviously a song about Adam and Eve
**Why did the … cross the road?
Stuff you just do NOT get…
What is the funniest, non-offensive joke you know?
White Elephant?
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I don’t get it.
**Spanking, when done correctly, is good for kids
Can a Person Love a Pet as Much as a Child?
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Which raises the obvious question…
**Why are people such utter pigs in public ?
Cell phone rudeness
A DISGUSTING Observation! **
If only the one about cell phones shoved up asses were in there somewhere.
**Why don’t movie theaters offer better food/drink choices?
Why are people such utter pigs in public?
Time to hang up the jackboots
I love galoshes**
** Why isn’t the Vatican a member of the UN?
Papal refusal?
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Sounds plausible.
New Posts:
So I’m in Toronto…
Oh My God, Wash Your Hands!
Why? What’s so dirty about Toronto?
**Scare Me
This is what happens when daddy is left home alone with baby **
**Worst Thing You Ever Stepped On
Coffee!!!
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Coffee’s not all that bad!
Tomndebb you are a hypocritical pussy.
Shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business
A hypocritical pussy, but not one to mince words! :eek:
**So I’m compiling a cookbook…
Whoopee! We’re All Going to Die! **
Now, I’m sure tashabot’s not that bad of a cook. :dubious:
Non, no, no. Didn’t you see the Twilight Zone episode? Or read the Damon Knight story?
It’s because the book How to Serve Man is a cookbook!!
In GD:
Maybe Jesus was gay?
Does this prove God?
**Don’t do this with your Katana Sword - not for weak stomachs
Accident with nail gun
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**Absurd Reactions To Transvestites
throw it on the roof - no tooth fairy in China
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**Darwin’s complete works are now on-line.
Darwin’s Writings On the Web **
I’m sure Darwin is very interesting, but does he merit two threads?
**I’m new. (Can you tell?)
I’m late, I’m late! (a late MMP from Spain)
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In The Pit:
**Priest says Foley “may have found some things inappropriate”
Sodomy by plumbing snake**
:eek: :eek: :eek:
**Chicago Cubs Sign Lou Pinella…um, I need to share.
Who is both an atheist and a non-sports watcher?**
** Fire Ants must Die!!! - Help me kill them
All right. sigh Tell me about these crazy iPod thingies. **
Sometimes you have to bargain for what you want…