If I’m quoting from Homer, I’m not quoting the Iliad…
Homer: I’m not much of a praying man, but save me Superman!
Lisa: I still believe in protecting animal’s rights, but that still doesn’t excuse what I did. I’m sorry for wrecking your barbecue, dad.
Homer: That’s okay, honey. I used to believe in things too
Homer Simpson: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems
Homer: God bless those Pagans
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I’m proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Homer: Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.
Homer: So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end
Bart: Hey Homer, this house sucks!
Homer: Bart, I told you to never use that word! Call me Daddy.
Homer: Trying is the first step to failure.
Homer Simpson: I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Homer Simpson: I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming