The Simpsons

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Another great line, this one from the episode in which Mr. Burns and Homer are in a mountain cabin which is buried in an avalanche.

This is the ranger speaking as everyone is getting ready to search for Homer and Burns…

“Okay, search party, before we set out, let’s take a moment to humor the children.”

[he kneels down to look Bart and Lisa in the eye] “Kids, your father’s gonna be just fine!”

[stands up to address everyone]
Okay, everybody, put on your corpse-handling gloves, we’ve got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain!!

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“Protect the queen!”

“I’M the queen.”

“No you’re not!”

“Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!”

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The “cheese-eatin’ surrender monkeys” quote is one of my all-time favorites. Another great scene is in the Cape Fear episode (featuring Sideshow Bob’s H.M.S. Pinafore), when Homer runs into Bart’s room waving a big butcher knife and screams,
“BART YOU WANNA TRY SOME OF THESE BROWNIES?”
Bart (paraphrased):“Dad, I’m a little nervous right now, okay?”
Homer gets all concerned, apologizes, tucks Bart in, and leaves. Two seconds later, he bursts back into the room, screaming,
“BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAIN SAW AND HOCKEY MASK?” wielding and wearing, respectively, both these items.

Also, Ralph Wiggum: “Yay, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!”

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Anybody remember the exact dialog from the one in which Flanders is asking Homer to show him how to have fun and Homer is saying stuff like: “Well, well, well. So Mr. Clean wants to hang with Dirty Dingus Mcgee . . .” In the same episode Homer refers to Flanders as “Churchy LaFemme.”

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In the episode in which Bart & friends “invade” Shelbyville to retrieve their lemon tree, and Marge think it’s because of the lecture she gave Bart:

HOMER: Now, Marge, you can’t blame all of Bart’s problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it’s that
time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let’s not forget your little speech!

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This is the funniest thread yet.
A few others
Ralph Wiggum - I bent my wookie

Homer in a tarpit - I’ll use my arms to pull out my legs…now I’ll use my face to pull out my arms.

Sideshow Bob - You can’t handle the truth. No truth handler are you. I decry your lack of truth handling abilities.

And Homer’s helper monkey - Pray for Jojo

It’s not bragging if you can do it - Satchel Paige

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Not to mention when the elementry school was filled with cooking grease:

Millhouse, “here comes a greasy meatball”
(making a “grease” snowball)

An Itillian man off-screen, “Hey, I broughtta free pizzta for youu.”

It was so funny, if you saw it, you probabilt peed your pants when you read this.

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I love the subtleness of The Simpsons - what you see, not what you hear - most of all. Very much like the two Airplane! movies. If you do not watch closely, you miss A LOT of jokes!

One episode that sticks in my mind is when Homer is the country-music star manager. He goes to see Earlene in her trailer. There is a sign over the name of the mobile home park that states “126 days since the last tornado”. On Homer’s next visit, the sign states “4 days since the last tornado.”

Classic!

“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe

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Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possibli go wrong.
I mean “possibly” go wrong.
That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.

Tatum: I’ve got nothin’ against Homer Simpson, but I am going to make orphans of his children.
Parole Board Member: They do have a mother.
Tatum: Yes, but I imagine that she would die of grief.

I’m sorry, children, I have to go now. My home planet needs me.
(Poochie died on the way to his home planet)

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Uter, being chased by Homer:

“Don’t make me rrrun, I’m full of jokkalate!!”

TT

“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide