Hey, Amp, I didn’t mean for you to get dumped, it’s just I’m already trying to get out of one marriage right now that I didn’t sign up for. Another one would just be too confusing. But hey, if things work out with Scribble, I say it’s more your gain! Of course, if she’s still up while you’re passed out, my tolerance is pretty high
Just kidding! I’ll leave you alone. Here, have some sausage.
So, Cherry, how’s your tolerance?
Oh, and Einmon, I got a ton of little plastic swords, just for you! And the coctail onions as well. Mmmm…Gibsons at four in the mornin’! This is one crazy party! I just wish someone would have cued me in earlier we weren’t playing Spades! (thank goodness noone else was up for playing for money!)
Did you take out the trash, yet? And I told you to clean out the basement! You know how my mother hates a messy basement… What, didn’t I tell you she’s coming to visit? She’ll be staying with us for three weeks. She wanted to meet my new husband or wife.
Oh, sorry. Am I taking the whole fake arranged marriage thing a little too far?
Be careful what you ask for. Funny is good (thanks! <blush>), but last time I tried ‘other’ I got tentacles* up my nose…
ChuckForbin, you didn’t leave it in the kitchen, did you? Because I was making scrambled amoeba, and I got, um, a little distracted…
Damn, no proper nouns. So… Anyone up for multilingual Scrabble? Cthulhu f’tagn gnurgh Saruman-glob burzum-ishi devas krimpati czy l’oubliette…
<Sunspace rises from the hot tub, gently dancing to a Brazilian beat that may or may not be only in his head. He still holds the light-sabre, which does not appear to be active. Suddenly he stops.> “Little plastic swords!!!”
OK, OK, no proper nouns. I’ll retract Xibujquathan (though I don’t know whether He won’t be pissed about that … I’d watch my back if I were you)
Instead, I’ll nonchalantly toss the word “qaimaqam” on the board and dare you non-believers to challenge me on that.
Chuck, dear, try not to get any of that blood onto our mighty cozy reclining chairs. Once you’re cleaned up you may have one of those vodka martinis IF you promise to watch out for the little plastic sword in it. Sunspace is going to hurt himself any minute now anyway. Maybe we should get this on tape.
Single people! Single people! My God - I didn’t think any existed any more. Not into the lesbian thing, but I’ll just hang out in the corner with my diet Snapple, and enjoy the singleness.
Don’t be hung up on doing everything wrong. The truth is, no matter what you do, it’s always WRONG!!! When things start going right, don’t overannalyse it, don’t take any action, and hopefully, things will fall into place.
Oh yeah, and don’t take advice from single people. There’s a reason we’re single
Now that that little bit of wisdom has been shared, I think I’ll toss down “QUICHES” here on the board, use my seven letters, claim my victory, and help find that pool table. We’re not playing for money here, though, because I suck!
