Will you send a picture?
I have my own darts.
Happy Firday!
It’s a very sunny 5 degrees outside.
We got a good bit of snow, I think about a foot. The next 5 days are supposed to be in the 40s and 50s so we will have slush and mud.
I hope this is the end of winter.
Other than that SSDD
It’s 38 Amurrkin out now. The temp will be in the 50s when I’m outside fryin’ fish this evenin’. I might get a little chilly. Do I get points for that flytrap? 
Could someone please come and brush the snow off my car? I have places to be today.
I went out for a coffee this morning. Had a look round at the local shops, but didn’t buy anything. Yay, I saved money.
I’ll be working on the usual things today. And maybe I should try to figure out how to use my phone.
May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits.
May Dr J slam-dunk your cat.
May a weird holy man light a roman candle in your pants.
May your sister give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to the Green Bay Packers.
May a diseased yak dump his load on your car seats.
OK ------- I’m much better now.
Is it just me or does anyone else think givin’ mouth to mouth resuscitation to the Green Bay Packers sounds like it’d be a lot of fun?
If you haven’t, I’ll say it for you, “I hate you!” :o
…&, at the moment, the starter of this ::grumble, grumble:: MMP!
Spring? Really? We’ve had some form of frozen precipitation every day so far this month. :eek:
Make you a deal, Swampy. You can have my share of GBP players, if I get some cheerleaders! 
May you stumble through life as a blind horse in a dark ditch during a solar eclipse.
:dubious:
Nap dreams are weird!! I just crashed for a while on the couch with a dog between my feet and a cat tucked under one arm. I dreamed that the guy with the plow showed up, plowed, and left me a voice mail with his address so I could send him his money. And when I got up to check the driveway, I discovered that the garage had been emptied! I looked in the back yard, and there was the motorcycle, the work bench, and an old china hutch. Oh, and there was no snow in the back yard.
Well, now I’m up and my driveway is still unplowed. I’m warming up the leftover hamburger helper for lunch - I miss my microwave!!! I should probably check to see the status of my order.
My brain is confused…
I somehow expected that. I’d go Vikings though if I were you ---- more players who have come out in favor of “your team”.
ruble, what did nettie’s kitteh ever do to you? :mad:
rosie, if you were my neighbor, I would brush your car for you. My downstairs neighbor does nice things like picking up my mail, receiving packages and even providing keys when I’m locked out. Yesterday, I brushed her car and scraped the ice when I was doing mine. It’s a small price for a good neighbor.
Back to irk today. It was 9F when I came in. Brrrr!
Snow plow guy hasn’t shown up, so I guess I need to bundle up and get out there. Dammit.
Forty minutes and the driveway is clear. I’m sweating like crazy!! With luck, we’ve got enough sun left today to start drying the pavement.
I’ll be glad when **FCD **gets home so he can remove this bandage and I can shower. I feel gross!
Drinking a soda water.
Going to a concert tomorrow night. yay!
Percocet!
Yeah, tugig, I figured it was the drugs. I’m starting to get a headache again, but I don’t want to take another happy pill till bedtime. Maybe I’ll try some tylenol.
I was on melatonin last night and did quite a bit of dreaming. Among many other things, I dreamed I found a half-full pack of cigarettes on the ground and threw it out, and then regretted having done so when I could’ve given them to a homeless person instead. And then there was the recurring dream element that one of my teeth was loose. (I still remember which tooth, too.)
It’s supposed to be warmer this weekend and next week. yay!
Spidey you can have all the GB cheerleaders. As for the Vikings cheerleaders, ruble seems to be handlin’ that deal. From what I read, he’s negotiatin’ with the Vikings to see how many of them need me to give mouth to mouth resuscitation. I have no limitations as to how many personally, but I do need to know the amount of Chapstick[sup]tm[/sup] I might need.
Please bear in mind that a prescription is, literally, a Note From Your Doctor.
