I work hard all day. When I come home, I want to relax with a beer. Leave me in peace woman! Would it kill ya to have dinner ready when I get here.
If I wanted ya to know what I was thinking, I’d be talking!
Why the hell can’t you find anything. If it’s not where it should be, then look where it shouldn’t be. And can’t you look under stuff. What does it take to move a few things.
Geez, it’s like they think uteruses came with a built-in radar detector.
I’m sorry.
Please don’t cry…
See? It’s okay, I’m doing what you asked me to…
Please stop crying…
I’m sorry.
Wow! Reading this thread is helping me to see what married life is really like!! OHHHH…It would be sooooo fun to have someone to tell…
Well FINE then, I’ll just do it myself! If that’s they way you are going to be. I don’t need your help …I’ve been doing this all these years on my own anyway! Forget I asked!
So then Kiki called me and she said that her sister didn’t even OPEN the gift and she in fact turned around and gave it to Trina for HER shower…
NO.
I don’t want you to fix the situation. I just want you to LISTEN to me. Can’t you just listen?
So I take it you’d rather be angry about the situation rather than fixing it? Sure, I’ll listen - but could you get to the point sometime before the next ice age?
Are you trying to watch TV out of the corner of your eye? You’re supposed to be listening to me. How can I tell if I’ve got your full attention if you’re looking at the TV? Stop doing that! Are you tuning me out?
The Question: So, how was your day?
Her: Well it started off bad. I got to work and that bitch Susie just had to rub it in how her husband just got a huge bonus. So I said to Pam, do you really believe this, I mean the guy’s a slug…
<TIME MARCHES ON>
… anyway, Marsha had to have these forms filled out to get her order placed, after all she is in charge of the project, but could she do it, noooooo. She asks me if I’d mind. I didn’t want to do it, but I hate making waves, so just this once…
<calendar pages fall to floor>
…so I’m driving home and there’s this guy in front of me going about 2 miles per hour, I wanted to scream at him, but that’s not my style. That’s why I was a few minutes late.
Him: Fine.
What kind of take-out do you want tonight? What do you mean why can’t I choose for once? Don’t you realize I choose EVERY TIME I do the shopping for the meals, and cook the meals. Why would it kill you to choose what kind of take-out we’re having???
Yes, I do need all these clothes. All of them. There’s my “jeans” wardrobe, my business-casual wardrobe, my business wardrobe, my dressy wardrobe…and yes, I need all these shoes to go with all those clothes.
Why are you telling me you’re out of underwear? Did you forget how to work the washer? Are your legs broken? Get off your butt and put a load of laundry in!
Yes, she is prettier than you. But its you I’m with. now quit yer bitchin’ and try and enjoy yourself.
Yes, dear. Um, wait… what?
Oh, sure, I guess I can see where you think George Clooney is good looking.
Ummm hmmm, he seems like a real down to earth person.
Ahh no, I don’t really want to read that article about Brad Pitt in Vanity Fair. Jeezus, are you still carrying that around, he look’s like he’s posing for Playgirl or something. I’m sure he really is a really nice guy in real life. Ummm hmmm, most women seem to find him attractive.
Actually, I’m looking forward to Lord of the Rings. Ocean’s 11? No, haven’t heard of it.
I know this may sound strange coming from a boy, but is there a kind soul out there that would like to give me some ideas.
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Is it against the law for a boy to have feelings?
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Am I required to stand there like a stone statue and not even make one whimper whilst she is all sad and down? (So far, I can’t seem to get it right, if I can’t make her laugh again by one of my funny antics, then frustration comes in, and I fall to the floor and sob.)
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Am I required to be bored to death by watching football games instead of my favourite show “Rugrats” on Nickelodeon?
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Must I drink a repulsive brew (aka beer) made from seeds that causes me to retch and vomit, instead of a nice sweet apple juice?
5.Must I try to be this Mr.“I’m so all growed up and I can’t run or play anymore or have any feelings”?
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Or is society just corrupt, and I should just ignore all this bo-shint that gets shoved in my face, and give up on relationships which gets more “be a man” crap shoved at me?
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Or should I just take lying lessons and pretend to be someone I am not, even if the little boy inside peeks out and gives away my cover?
What the HECK is so wrong with Big Butts?
I think big women are very pretty. Don’t know why, I just do.
------And I don’t mean little skinny ones who weigh 160 and think they are ‘fat’, I mean large lovely ladies who are a nice 370lbs and look Great to me!
I hate the media sometimes, I wish these dang weight-loss ads would all just kiss off and disappear.
Oh and I guess seven hours on the golf course yesterday, two at the fitness center today and the day before and three watching football on monday doesn’t count toward that ten minutes??
That’s not even mentioning the fishing trip you and your buddies have planned for saturday morning.
Never mind 10 minutes for yourself when are you going to take 10 minutes for us or our relationship? The only time you even take time to pay any attention me is when you want sex!!!
[sub]Oh, wait, I did just mention it didn’t I?[/sub]
If there were someone out there for me,
I would give my soul to the Devil
to have Tammy back for the rest of
my life, I get 24 hours a day to
myself, no one to play with or talk to.
But I am learning to live with it,
------i guess i will be ok,------
i guess.
I curse the one for taking Tammy from me,
but whereever she went, I hope it was
straight to heaven.
Well welcome back LittleTigger :rolleyes:
I thought we’d never hear from you again, you know, after you told all of us to fuck off and die.
Still wondering why boys can’t be boys…
in a completely inappropriate thread.
jar
I don’t understand you.
I was upset because you were mean
to me, is that so hard to understand?
Where is your compassion?
God forbid I should make any mistakes
or be imperfect.
jarbabyj is SUPPOSED to be mean - that’s half her charm! 
[sub]that’s just a little joke, BTW[/sub]