I feel your pain, Sauron. While I’ve never had the experience of peeing in the shower, I have done plenty of strange things while half asleep. A few I can think of off the top of my head: [ul][li]Sprayed hairspray on my toothbrush. [/li][li]Washed my hair more than once by accident. [/li][li]Forgot to wash my hair all together. [/li][li]Taken clothes out of the dresser, set them somewhere, forgot about them, and retrieved more clothes to replace 'em. [/li][*]Grabbed a drink from the fridge (or vending machine at work), set it somewhere, and never opened it. [/ul]I’m sure there are more, but that’s all I can think of at the moment, probably because I’m so tired. 
What’s wrong with calling it sleepwalking and leaving it at that. My sister’s sleepwalking boyfriend once mistook my fathers bald head for a toilet.
But peeing in the shower helps kill athlete’s foot! No, really, I heard this somewhere…
I do this weird thing when I just dropping off to sleep where I’m sure there are other people in the bedroom. I sit up in bed and look over to the wall, where I’m sure I see someone standing behind the curtains or something. I’m not sure what Jim thinks of this. At least I’m not peeing somewhere. 
One night a long time ago, a group of us had been out on the beer to celebrate the end of school. We ended up all crashing the night at the house of one of the guys - bearing in mind we were all 17/18, it would be more accurate to say we crashed the night at his parents house.
In the middle of the night we were all woken by his mothers screams. One of the guys had half woken, walked across the hall from the room he was sleeping in, whipped it out, and taken a long, beer fuelled piss all over them and their bed.
That was over a decade ago, and since then I don’t think the poor guy has gone a week without being reminded of it
Because sleepwalking is when you’re asleep. This is the funny li’l area when you actually are awake, and retain memory, but suffer minor logical disconnects. I’d call it the mental equivalent of sleep paralysis. You can move, but you’re still operating under dream logic.
Not misinterpreted in the least. In fact, I got Sauron’s permission to post his little incident first and I specifically asked him if this should be in the Pit or MPSIMS. He said it was a toss up and it could go either way but I put it here since he hangs out here more often.
I’ll have to settle with that for my revenge…for now…
I’m just a caveman, and I’m completely lost, but can Bad News and Aries explain to me the grossisity of peeing in the shower? I’ve done it when completely coherent, and didn’t go all Cinderella scrubbing the tiles.
To put it simpler: YOU’RE. IN. THE. SHOWER.
For god’s sake, you’re cleaning the crack of your ass, what’s a little pee running down the drain going to do?
First, I am extremely jealous of your shower. Just thought you should know that.
Second, be glad that even in his sleep-addled state, he actually made the effort to get into your shower, and didn’t decide that the bathroom floor was a perfectly acceptable place to let loose. Or, for that matter, the bed.
Third, in my house, I most likely would have been the one to clean it up… my wife would just say, “What-the fuck-ever,” and go back to sleep.
Slacker, I’ve done at least two of the things on your list while half-asleep, but I forget which two. At least I’ve never tried an alternate toilet, though.
Heh… and I note that jarbabyj sounds a lot like my wife… I’d suspect it was her, actually, if I didn’t know she was asleep.
Or… is she?
jarbabyj, I think Aries28’s whole point was that I wasn’t taking a shower at the time I let loose. I got out of bed, needing to pee. For some reason, I stepped into the shower as opposed to using the toilet.
Now, I often pee in the shower … when I’m actually showering. This is the first time I can recall using the shower as a toilet without actually showering.
I was doing no cleaning of the Crack of Doom in the middle of the night, I can assure you.
I once was staying with a bunch of guys in a hotel. After a beer fueled night, one of them got up, stumbled over to the suitcase stand upon which his ( fortunately ) suitcase rested, opened the top on pissed all over his clothes, then went back to bed. Even though another friend and I watched him do this and told him about it, to this day he maintains “One of you fuckers pissed on my clothes”.
That being said, I’m with Jarbabyj here. Piss is sterile, no germs. He washed it down the drain with the shower. What’s the big deal, why bother scrubbing the shower at 5:30?
It isn’t so much the peeing in the shower when it is running and the water can wash it down the drain. I will admit to having done that before while taking a shower. But I at least was awake and aiming for the drain as best as a female can do.
I can’t really explain it but to think that he peed in there with no water running and wasn’t very coherent when he did so made my brain think that some could have splash up on the walls of the shower or not gotten washed down the drain in his attempt to rectify the situation. After sitting there for the remainder of the night before I got in it would be yucky dried pee yellow on my nice clean white shower walls. That just grossed me out.
I don’t expect our shower to be clean enough to eat off the floors but the thought of dried urine possibly on the walls made me a little uncomfortable so I had to clean it.The housekeeper doesn’t come until next Thursday so I didn’t want it to sit there for a week…it was easier to do it myself.
It isn’t so much the cleanliness issue that struck me as funny…it was just the fact that it made complete logical sense to him that peeing in the shower, standing there in his pjs was a sane thing to do.
It’s not?
Oh sweet mother of Mr. Clean.
Pay no attention. Go back to sleep. We’re just checking the …um electric outlets. We’ll be done soon and out the door.
Nothing to see here. No problems. Nighty night now. 
Your shower is a “huge walk in glass enclosed one” and you have a maid?
All of a sudden, all my sympathy just dried up. 
Sauron wears pjs? How 1950s sitcom of him.
Gobear (who sleeps as nature made him)
why did I read this thread?
Thats wasn’t strange, i believe the penis was made specifically for that function.
you weirdo…
Alas, PoorYorick. You beat me to it.
gobear: You sleep in amniotic fluid? That’s so COOL! I just sleep in the nude…
really?
With a 2 inch penis?
vanilla, running off
Although I have never peed in the shower, awake or asleep (that’s my story, and I’m sticking to it). the Lovely and Talented Mrs. Shodan once called me up at work to ask if I knew where the coffeepot was. It wasn’t in the dishwasher, it wasn’t in the sink, it wasn’t on the coffee maker.
I had no clue, she hung up muttering, she then called me back about five minutes later to tell me she had found it.
In the refrigerator, behind the orange juice. Where I put it.
I abjure all responsibility for any non-caffeinated morning behavior.
Regards,
Shodan