You obviously don’t have webdings enabled. It’s a bunch of flowers.
Y’all are welcome! 
C’mon, I’ve gotta take some credit for the resurrection. 
Oooooh. You want proof, do ya? Fine:
Oh. Resurrected on 12/13/03 and 1/4/03?
A day late and a dollar short, as usual.
I’ll have my desk cleaned out by the end of the day. Here’s my ID card and my keys to the executive washroom.
Nah, I’m just using a real OS. One which has nothing to do with Microsoft.
*IT LIVES! IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
“NRRRGGNNGGHH!” --stagger stagger–*
It’s an immortal thread, Cervaise. And IMO deservedly so.
Rant of the year? That OP deserves a Rant of the New Millennium award!
Ah, it’s so nice to see this thread reappear so that all may appreciate it’s wonder anew, sort of like Halley’s comet.
Except that it comes back slightly more often than that.
Thanks to those responsible for bumping this thread back to the top. I have been lurking around the SDMB for about 2 years and have never seen this thread before.
Eat your heart out Dennis Miller.
Just so Gremlyn and the rest of y’all know: the claim on Cervaise’s hand in marriage, as well as custody of his, erm, genetic matter, has already been resolved. 
I have just spent roughly 4 hours jumping from post to post and ended up with this one.
I must add my applause to the already overwhelming rounds that Cervaise has received and bump this back to the top.
You are BRILLIANT!!!
Remind me never to be a jerk in your presence…
Here’s a worrying thought.
Perhaps Claudia VonL posts on the SDMB because she is in fact the most ‘intelligent’ telemarketer…
She posted exactly 8 times in all, all of which were 4 years ago as of this month.
This is one of the most legendary threads ever and therefore deserving of the occasional bump, but you may want to look at the dates first before you do so. The idiot isn’t here to argue with you anymore, as much fun as that might be, so picking a fight with her again is futile. Although if we’re lucky some other telemarketing idiot will rise to the occasion. 
This thread is FOUR DAMN YEARS OLD??? Holy crap, but I’ve been around here a long time. I remember when this was started.
I need to go get a life.
I tried that once. It’s really not all it’s cracked up to be.
Form 9.9
Content 9.7
Conviction 9.2
Tremendous effort.
Entertaining and erudite, but ultimately wasted. She is (like Pound’s “man of inchoate thought”) not conscious and her employers are without conscience.
In a short lifetime, it takes too long to load a cannon for every amoeba.
I heard on NPR this morning that an individual received a threatening letter from a telemarketer stating that the telemarketer knows where the individual lives and that she better watch out and be more considerate to telemarketers. Can you imagine that? But the “individual” had not placed her name on the Do Not Call List, which is just plain stupid, not that this would prevent all such calls, but certainly eliminates 90% of them.
Cervaise, since I didn’t get a chance before let me pipe in now that this is one of the masterpieces to be found here. Classic.
. . . brains…
