After reading the inane decision on the FTC’s regulation concerning the do-not-call list, I know now why telemarketeers call at dinner time. They have a chip which automatically dials numbers at a time that they are normally home. So, since they are normally home at dinner time, that’s when we get those infuriating calls. The House passed enabling legislation with just 8 dissents today. Hope the Senate approves very soon so that the List can go in effect as scheduled.
Here’s the case It’s a PDF file.
I have nothing to add that already hasn’t been said.
Awesome, truly awesome, the best I have ever read.
So then why did you reincarnate a months old thread to say nothing?
Years old, actually.
Dunno.
gets coat and slinks out looking furtively over shoulder
It’s not a bad thing that he bumped this.
It gives other people a chance to see the greatness of this thread.
Then let us take that dust and mix it into a yummy Telemarketer Milkshake.
Knorf
This rant gets better every time I read it.
Thank you AIRMAN DOORS, that’s why I reincarnated it.
I never really left y’know
I’m not normally the gushin’ sort, but I must admit a sort of frank admiration for someone who can be so obviously violently angry and yet so controlled and pithy at the same time.
Kudos to Cervaise. Why didn’t I know this thread existed before?
As long as there are telemarketers, this thread will never die.
I bow down to you, eternal thread.
ahh poetry in motion and then the replies of the subject of the OPs roasting HILARIOUS
Z
For Cervaise.
Cervaise, will you marry me?
bestows a “Rant of the Year” ribbon on the OP
I hope that over the last three years Cervaise has come to terms with his ambiguous feelings about telemarketers. Waffeling this way isn’t emotionally healthy. He must take a stand one way or the other.
<snort>
What a masterpiece!
Because everybody needs a giant Z.
I wish had a giant Z 
Cervaise, this post is unbelievable. I join everyone else. Hats off to you.