- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s ndot you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
- What do you really mean, really?
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s ndot you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
- What do you really mean, really?
- It’s all in how you see things.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s ndot you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
- What do you really mean, really?
- It’s all in how you see things.
- Everything happens for a reason.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
- What do you really mean, really?
- It’s all in how you see things.
- Everything happens for a reason.
- You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
No, I wouldn’t because condescending jackasses don’t exist on the planet I come from.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
- What do you really mean, really?
- It’s all in how you see things.
- Everything happens for a reason.
- You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
- Some of my best friends are black.
- I know you’re busy now.
- Don’t want to hurt your feelings
- I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
- I didn’t mean for it to happen.
- It’s no big deal.
- We need to talk…
- Try to see things another way.
- Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
- Let’s keep in touch.
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
- It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
- Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
- Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
- You know what YOU need?
- I’ll keep it in mind.
- It is what it is.
- It’s not you, it’s me.
- You’ve got a way with words.
- Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
- No offense, but . . .
- Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
- You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
- I swear it is the truth.
- With all due respect…
- For what it’s worth…
- There is no need for alarm but…
- I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
- Let’s talk all about this later
- We’ll agree to disagree
- I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
- I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
- I’m not very good with language.
- I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
- I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
- What do you really mean, really?
- It’s all in how you see things.
- Everything happens for a reason.
- You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
- Some of my best friends are black.
- Some of my best friends are Jewish .