The thing you hate most that people say

  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.*
    *This gets said to everybody else too, right? :frowning:
  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.*

*This gets said to everybody else too, right?

  1. Let’s give this some time…
  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.*

*This gets said to everybody else too, right?

  1. Let’s give this some time…
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  2. Never mind! I get this a lot b/c I am hoh and miss what people say.

  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.
  42. Let’s give this some time…
  43. Never mind! I get this a lot b/c I am hoh and miss what people say.
  44. S/he’s in a better place. (Bermuda?)
  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.
  42. Let’s give this some time…
  43. Never mind! I get this a lot b/c I am hoh and miss what people say.
  44. S/he’s in a better place. (Bermuda?)
  45. I got another call. It’s my mother. Can I call you back?
  1. You’re so good at (the thing I don’t want to do)…
  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.
  42. Let’s give this some time…
  43. Never mind! I get this a lot b/c I am hoh and miss what people say.
  44. S/he’s in a better place. (Bermuda?)
  45. I got another call. It’s my mother. Can I call you back?
  46. You’re so good at (the thing I don’t want to do)…
  47. You’re too…
  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.
  42. Let’s give this some time…
  43. Never mind! I get this a lot b/c I am hoh and miss what people say.
  44. S/he’s in a better place. (Bermuda?)
  45. I got another call. It’s my mother. Can I call you back?
  46. You’re so good at (the thing I don’t want to do)…
  47. You’re too…
  48. You need to…
  49. I feel like…
  1. I know you’re busy now.
  2. Don’t want to hurt your feelings
  3. I’ll be perfectly honest with you: no, you won’t.
  4. I didn’t mean for it to happen.
  5. It’s no big deal.
  6. We need to talk…
  7. Try to see things another way.
  8. Have you tried reaching out to (him/her/them)? Only to choke the shit out of him.
  9. Let’s keep in touch.
  10. I don’t mean to interrupt, but…I’m gonna!
  11. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you)
  12. Can I offer you some constructive criticism?
  13. Can I ask you a question? (You just DID!)
  14. You know what YOU need?
  15. I’ll keep it in mind.
  16. It is what it is.
  17. It’s not you, it’s me.
  18. You’ve got a way with words.
  19. Been there, done that. (How about being punched in the mouth? Been there? Done that?!)
  20. No offense, but . . .
  21. Put on a few [lbs.], huh?
  22. You’d be so much prettier if you smiled more. ( I used to use this long ago. For every woman I said it to; I am so deeply, sincerely sorry.)
  23. I swear it is the truth.
  24. With all due respect…
  25. For what it’s worth…
  26. There is no need for alarm but…
  27. I’m like, wow, you know? I mean, like…
  28. Let’s talk all about this later
  29. We’ll agree to disagree
  30. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings.
  31. I was ‘wrapped’. (Yeah, I know)
  32. I’m not very good with language.
  33. I’ll let you go (said on phone when someone wants to get you off phone)
  34. I apologize if I’ve offended anyone.?!
  35. What do you really mean, really?
  36. It’s all in how you see things.
  37. Everything happens for a reason.
  38. You wouldn’t know what it’s like.
  39. Some of my best friends are black.
  40. Some of my best friends are Jewish .
  41. Dude, you need therapy.
  42. Let’s give this some time…
  43. Never mind! I get this a lot b/c I am hoh and miss what people say.
  44. S/he’s in a better place. (Bermuda?)
  45. I got another call. It’s my mother. Can I call you back?
  46. You’re so good at (the thing I don’t want to do)…
  47. You’re too…
  48. You need to…
  49. I feel like…
  50. Yeah, well, nobody has it worse than me.