There ain’t enough ninjas in all of Asia. 
I gotta go think. Carry on. 
Not entirely. Recent research has shown that though the wisserteen spectrum appears as a dull grey to to normal human eyesight in daytime, it appears as intensely colorful to species not previously suspected to perceive color at all. For example, studies have shown that when a moose is stimulated with a wisserteen color wheel, the optical center of its brain reacts precisely the same as a human’s does when presented with a pink Hawaiian shirt.
A little-known and oft-ignored subclause in Obama’s Affordable Care Act forbids overweight, over-tanned college frat boys from wearing pink Hawaiian shirts.
…especially ones with the nickname “Moose”.
I missed the flute bit, but I did get the ‘thick as a brick’ reference!
what three states?
Two other songs - “Cross-Eyed Mary” and “Locomotive Breath” - were in there, too. 
Only in American English. British English has a higher proportion of U’s.
ummm… note, the first part is mostly true for most people. Squamous cell carcinoma can be almost anywhere, and if left it can eventually become invasive, and if it is a skin cancer it can be treated with topical chemotherapy.
When translated into Russian, the popular children’s poem “Fuzzy Wuzzy” has a slightly different meaning. This is due to the similarity of some of the Russian words, like нет волос (bald) and нoт волос (balding). The Russian version is “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had sparce hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, or was he?” This was Lotfi Azdeh’s favorite poem as a young boy and the basis of his theory of fuzzy logic.
The Mars rover has been sent to check out that “face” that was seen years ago on the Martian surface, because a few weeks ago it apparently “winked.”
That was merely an optical illusion caused by the changing positions of the Martian moons in the sky. What’s really got the scientists worried is the sound it made.
It kept Ray Bradbury up at night.
The number of possible ideas that human beings might conceivably think of is thought to be a finite number, although obviously a very large one.
Initial attempts by several teams of philosophers and computer scientists to calculate this number were stymied by the lack of adequate computer power. The current thinking is that in 5 - 7 years from now computers might have advanced to the point where this calculation will possible.
The average young woman who self identifies as a frequent nightclubber will apply .12 kilograms of body glitter by the age of 25 if she lives in L.A., .16 kilograms if she lives in N.Y.C. or 14.64 kilograms if she lives in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
This was thought to be the case until semanticists finshed an exhaustive survey all of human languages currently still in use. Now we understand that, from a linguistic perspective, there are (and have only ever been) four human ideas:
- Let’s build new shit.
- Let’s move shit around.
- Let’s tear shit down.
- Let’s fuck.
Every human endeavor in history can be attributed to one or more of these ideas.
Oh, a Freudian, eh? 
EXCUSE ME, but everyone knows most history was written by men. Here’s the rest of the list, which reflects the other sex:
- Let’s buy new shit.
- Let’s get a man to rearrange the heavy shit.
- Let’s tear down HER shit.
- Let’s have a headache.
Eh, if you don’t mind, please request that a moderator fix the attribution/coding in that last post (and possibly the previous couple as well, while they’re at it).
YOU have forgotten at least one item from your ladies’ list:
- Let’s write shit down.
Clearly a woman’s idea, because men have no interest in reading!