Just quote someone, anyone.
“When I grow up i wanna go to bovine university”
-Ralph Wiggum
“Just quote someone, anyone.”
-clayton_e
“It is impossible to be both an employee and a service elevator.” - K.F. Barber, my Symbolic Logic prof, explaining mutually exclusive relationships.
“Excellent,” – M. Burns.
I was going to proclaim this thread dopey, bcause I can just see this being poo-pooed as a waste of space, but you’ve wriggle around it nicely with the quoting deal.
That and I want to pad a little (working on a little milestone, I am).
“This was no boating accident.” – Hooper, Jaws
“Well, it’s not technically a nut, but sperm still wiggles.” - Me
Post count?
You mean we’re supposed to count our posts? What a novel idea.
I can’t think of any quotes right now. I’ll come back later with a few.
“Hey, stop that!!!”
or
“Hey, put that down!!”
or
“Don’t you ever hit your sister again young man!”
-Mom
“This is some fucked up repugnant shit!”
“If you hear sirens, do become alert.”
–Prof. Al Curran, Smith College Department of Geology (to students on a paleontology field trip re a dam they were standing below)
hehe, yeah, thought about that one.
“the evil-doers” 
I went to a nude beach last year, but I got arrested.
Why?
Well, the charge was “putting on my sun block to fast”-Geechy Guy
;) :D"If you were a juice you’d be Veryfine!
Remind to start a Pit thread about that quote someday.
“Osama, I’m gonna make you my personal Where’s Waldo? . But unlike that confusing book, I will find you.” W. Farrel as GWB on SNL
“Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.”
From Anguished English by Richard Lederer
“… it is much safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.”
–Niccolo Machiavelli
“I don’t care if he is evil, you don’t give a man a shot in the pills. It’s just not cricket, baby.”
– Austin Powers
“For nine bucks you gotta figure you’re gonna get a shitload of fish.”
-----My dad, tonight at dinner
“Uh, hellooooooooooo - trying to concentrate here!” - My six-year-old, irritated that her sister and I were talking while she was playing the Dreamcast.
“Oh, no - I can’t eat THAT.” - My four-year-old, looking at the pan of chop suey I made for dinner the other night.