“Webelo- it means “We blow”, get it? Duh!”
My 8 yr old explaining boy scouts to his teenage sisters (and said with a perfectly straight face)
“What are you doing, pasting Mother Teresa’s face into blowjob pictures again?” - line from my unfinished (barely started) screenplay.
“Think of it as evolution in action.”
-Quote from Oath of Fealty, by Niven and Pournelle
“Jesus-God! You two are just monster-beasts!”
-----some random person in the cafeteria, talking to two other random people in the cafeteria
“My fellow americans, I’ve just signed a law that outlaws Russia, we begin bombing in five min”
-Regan before a radio address to the nation, not realizing that the mike was on.
“In summary, there are several conclusions that one might draw about tea in the Heian era.” - Sen Soshitsu XV
“Oh, my dear Candide, you remember Paquette, that pretty wench who waited on our noble Baroness; in her arms I tasted the delights of paradise, which produced in me those hell torments with which you see me devoured; she was infected with them; she is perhaps dead of them. This present Paquette received of a learned Grey Friar, who had traced it to its source, he had had it of an old countess, who had received it from a calvalry captain, who owed it to a marchioness, who took it from a page, who had received it from a Jesuit, who when a novice had it in a direct line from one of the companions of Christopher Columbus. … it was a thing unavoidable, a necessary ingrediant in the best of worlds, for if Columbus had not in an island of America caught this disease, which contaminates the source of life, frequently even hinders generation, and which is evidently opposed to the great end of nature, we should have neither chocolate nor cochineal.” - Pangloss in Voltaire’s “Candide”
“Wash the Angels from your hair, don’t need 'em anymore” - Jann Arden
“The human dream dosen’t mean shit to a tree.”
Grace Slick
“Remember there’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker…and you’re gonna have to pay for it.
Some Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is
so plentiful, is the basic building block of the
universe. I dispute that. I say there is more
stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic
building block of the universe.
All three by Frank Zappa
“That guy’s a major asshole.” - Our esteemed leader, President Bush (Jr.)
“Potatoe” - Dan Quayle
“It depends on your definition of the word ‘it’.” - Bill Clinton
I might be movin’ to MPSIMS soon.
Just to raise me up my post count.
“And now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass, or the crotch?”
- Tyler Durden
THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR SHOULDER!!!
[sup][sub]Dave Foley, Kinds in the Hall[/sub][/sup]
You are a Meathead!
Oh, Archie.
“Poo-tee-weet?”
“This is not for you.”
Hey Homey! I can see your doodle! (Ned Flanders)
Dead0man
when in doubt, I whip it out
and got me a rock n roll band
-ted neugent
“I have no doubt you could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it doesn’t change the fact that it would be a stupid thing to do!” Doctor Who
“Do you gamble, Lt.?” “Every time I eat out.” The Naked Gun.
“How was I supposed to know? It didn’t say ‘get off before the iceberg’ on the ticket!” Time Bandits