“Freesom is just another word foe nothing left to lose.”
Janis JoplinThat should say “Freedom is just another word for nothing lerf to lose”
Janis JoplinYou know, you’re right. If anyone asks…I’ll lie–Cecil Terwilliger.
“I’ve got blisters on my fingers!” - John Lennon
“I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful, 100 percent.”-Horton the Elephant, Seussical the Musical
It’s been running through my head for the past few days…
“I meant to do that.” - Pee Wee Herman
From his first movie, not a quote from his police record.
“It’s my ma, god-damn her, she’s a tryin’ ta wean me!”
H.Allen Smith
My sig…from Song of the sausage creature.
“hehe”
-me, while watching that episode
" " - Silent Bob
thaaaaaat’s pretty funny. Do MORE Jack!
If you can’t be a ham and do “Hamlet”.
They will not give a damn or a damnlet.
Just recite an occasional sonnet.
And your lap’ll have “Honey” upon it.
When your baby is pleading for pleasure.
Let her sample your “Measure For Measure!”
Brush up your Shakespeare.
And they’ll all kowtow.
~Cole Porter, “Brush Up Your Shakespeare”
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful, 100 percent."
“We have roaches the size of dogs!”
Quoth my suitemate past midnight one night to a guy at security (they handle Facilities emergencies outside of business hours). When he stopped laughing, he tried to calm her down, unsuccessfully.
“I wanna dip my balls in it!” ~ MTV’s The State
“I’m the only one in this family who bothers to rotate the produce.”
– actual quote from my mom
“My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We only kill out of personal spite.”
– Observer, MST3K
“Spoon!”
– The Tick
“A good man never dies” Callimachus
“Cake or death?”
“Ciao!”
“Would you like coffee?”
“Le singe est sur la branche.”
“Fall down in heels when you’re a woman, it’s embarrassing. Fall down in heels when you’re a guy and you’d better go shoot yourself, hadn’t you?”
All from the evil genius mind of Eddie Izzard
Get in there and post dammit ~ Odie
Hi my name is Elvis Presley…