“Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.” - Samuel Goldwyn
“Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention.”
-John Doe
“Jeeesus Christ! God Damn! Son of a Bitch! The little bastard did what?”
My father’s reaction when my mother told him that I had just painted his new, white side-wall, tires red.
“Steve!”
[ul]- Myron Healy’s last words from the film The Incredible Meltingman[/ul]
“COOOUUUUUGGGGAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGG!!! No! No! Bad cat! Bad Cougarfang! Bad!”
-The BIG GIRL
what? just innocently raising my post count…
d&r
“Ha!”
-My girlfriend doing a surprisingly good impression of Mrs Krabappel
“So how about that local football team hey?”
me trying to change the subject after bringing up someones ex-boyfriend (whoops :))
…
“I’ve proven who I am so many times, the magnetic strip’s worn thin” Bruce Cockburn, Pacing the Cage
“Pshaw! You have finally arrived all the way here!” - Baarogue, from Cadash
“What” ain’t no Country I ever heard of. They speak English in “What”?
Sam Jackson - Pulp Fiction.
Dave: Yes, I have a question for Tom…
Tom: Go ahead.
Dave: On that Meatloaf song where he says “I’ll do anything for love, but I won’t do that”, uh, what is he refering to?
Tom: Well, Dave, I think he’s talking about taking a sh*t in the oven.
Dave: Oh! Is this common among lovers?
Tom: Well, you did it that one time…
Dave: Oh yeah. That…that was quite a night.
“Some days, it just doesn’t pay to get up off the floor in the morning.” - Me
“And I would post here… why?”
– Esprix, after reading the OP of this thread.
Esprix
“Quote This!” punch
“I met a girl who sang the blues, i asked her for some happy news but she just smiled and turned away…”
-Don McLean
“You shot who in the what now?”
-Senior citizen on “The Simpsons”
“I remember the book depository where they crowned the king of Cuba”
They Might Be Giants
“In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”
-Homer, to Lisa
Bong Recreation Area
“Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
Emo Philips