“I’m not arguing that with you! I’m not arguing that with you!”
Mr. Waturi
“Kenneth, what’s the frequency!”
“Turkey lifters! And let me tell you, they work!” –
my father (RIP), upon opening a gift, Christmas 1993
“You expect me to tell you: what is art? If I knew, I would keep that knowledge to myself.”
-----Picasso
“It’ll keep up with an F-111 till take off.”
“F-111? Can we handle that much torque?”
“Absolutely.”
-Conversation between Dr. Gonzo and The Samoan in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“Pull my finger”
– Every Dad in America.
[sub]hit my milestone a few posts back – not like I’m crowing or anything[/sub]
“Stupid is as stupid does”
- Forrest Gump
Don’t mind your makeup, you better make your mind up.
Frank Zappa
“Ugh, put that away!”
- ex-girlfriend
I’m a victim of circumstance
-Curly Howard
-“sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,doesn’t mean Im gonna eat the mutherfucker”
-“yeah but bacon is good porkchops are good”
-pulp fiction
“I couldn’t possibly agree with you any less.”
–former UN ambassador etc. Adlai Stevenson
“Lister, you’ve got the brain of a cheese sandwich.”
[list]- Arnold J. Rimmer
[list]Red Dwarf
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From a bathroom wall at my school.
[sub]I don’t know why but that always cracks me up when I see it. Whaddya want? It’s 2:30 in the morning[/sub]
“But horseradish does not go with chicken!”
[list]- Tom Servo
No more talk like that or Ill put the f#!king leechs on you. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
here i am again…
“ni tsai gan shemma ah?!”
~the Big Girl again, translated into “WTF are you DOING?!”
heh heh heh…
“I’m gonna take you down! I’m gonna take you down to Chinatown!”
Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents
“Beauty for some proides escape.
Who gains a happiness in eyeing the gorgeous buttocks of an ape.
Or Fall sunsets exquisitely dying.”–Leda (1920) “Ninth Philospher’s Song.”
This was in a catalog my office received. Honest, it’s actually a quote.
“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony” - Dennis