“Can I push in your stool for you?” - Gay guy in a bar
“Did I not adequately explain the circle of trust?”
“If I wanted your opinion I’d take my dick out of your mouth”-From a tshirt I want
Hey y’all, watch this! - Redneck, just before death/disfigurement
“It was a simple misunderstanding. The ministry’s head of the livestock section jumped the gun after hearing that the suspected [BSE-infected] cow was put down,” a ministry spokesman said Friday night. “He said he thought the carcass was reduced to ashes because whenever he saw overseas images of infected cows being put down, they were always incinerated.”
From my first and only [url"=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=89784"]pit thread.
This was followed two weeks later by the health ministry announcing that all Japanese cows were BSE-free and safe to eat, and that they would be starting tests in a few months to prove it.
Well, damnit, that’s one of my first coding screw-ups.
“The dancer looks insane to one who cannot hear the music”
“The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.”
Oscar Wilde
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
–Japanese Proverb
“Tables are great, but booths are like a vacation for your ass.”–Kevin Smith, from King of Queens
You know, I think I just found my new signature…
“Fascist.”
-DPWhite to Michael Ellis during a Florida recount thread.
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?” Guard in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“We can be walking porno billboards!”
-K.H.
“Fat, drunk, and stupid, is no way to go through life, son”. -Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College
“You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid, stupid!”
– Outer Space Guy (whose name I forget) on “Plan Nine from Outer Space”
As Sartre was wont to declare, on occasion: “J’ai envie de pisser.”
“The internet. Is that thing still around?”
- Homer J. Simpson
Thats my stapler
“Evolution? Let us pray that it is not true, and if it is, that it does not become common knowledge.”
Mrs.Wilberforce
“BE QUIET!” -King Arthur