um…eep?
Well, I’ve thought it over, and I’ve realised … I don’t want an explanation for this one. In itself, it’s perfect; almost the Platonic ideal of a rant, an icon of obscene invective. Actually having Blackeyes come back and explain why he posted it would, I dunno, sully it somehow.
Every once in a while, it’s nice to have these threads. They’re kinda like textual doodle pads we can scribble on to relieve tension while more important shit is going on around us.
PIE!
“You should know that the decaffeinated brands can be just as tasty as the real thing.”
phreeow!
I particularly like “FUCKINGLY SIMILAR TO THE MANNER OF SHIT.” Can I use it? Do I need to pay a royalty?
It could prove useful in a variety of situations: “Bleah! This coffee is fuckingly similar to the manner of shit!” “Stir the mixture until is it fuckingly similar to the manner of shit,” “I don’t think that it actually is shit, but I do think that it’s quite fuckingly similar to the manner of shit,” “Under Terry Venables, Leeds are playing in a style that is fuckingly similar to the manner of shit.”
Someone forgot to say
ASSHAT
didn’t they
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OK then-- you asked for it.
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food”
No, I think the use of only red and black is very evocative of a specific mood.
So the use of the word
ASSHAT
would be very jaring and inappropriate.
Unless you meant that someone forgot to say
ASSHAT
I just wanted to say I found this to be
** PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY**.
Okay, please stop now.
OK people, let’s not abuse the font and color options. The day I see a thread in Comments in Cecil’s Columns where everything is in red letters that size is the day I start my first Pit thread.
Buck the Diver - I am so happy to see that my inadvertant and erroneous permutation of words has been immortalized in your current signature - NOT!
I have to give this rant a very low grade, since I have no idea what the OP is complaining about.[sup]1[/sup]
[sup]1[/sup] Damn I hate ending a sentence with a preposition! How can it be fixed?
By saying, I have to give this rant a very low grade, since I have no idea what the OP is complaining about, ASSHAT!
Is that better?
FORK!
[sub]Oh wait, I’m too late, aren’t I…[/sub]
I have to give this rant a very low grade, since I know not of what the OP complains.
“This is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.” – Winston Churchill
When faced with ending a sentence (only in the Pit, of course) with a preposition, the “Addanass” rule is very useful.
To whit, add an invective, after a comma. The most commonly used word for this is “asshole.” You may have a personal favorite that you’d prefer to use as an alternative, however.
See? Simplicity.
[sub]Oh yeah. The preceding post was an example of cheap humor. I am not actually trying to call anyone an asshole. Thank you.[/sub]
** BOTTOM!**
**TOP! **
(This doesn’t make much sense, I know, but then neither does the OP, and I couldn’t stand not being a part of this…)
This thread shows why having control over font size may not be a good thing after all.