I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
[color=indigo]NEITHER DO I, QUITE FRANKLY.[/vcolor]
Preview is your friend yet again, Flami;)
You people are gonna get that size thing taken away from us!
Just watch!
Could you guys please turn it down a little? I’m trying to get some sleep over in GQ
That is the pure Modern rant, devoid of all context, reduced to its most basic form: a venting of anger. It could be inwards, outwards, or in some direction on the imaginary plane, we do not know. One could argue, in fact, that such details are irrelevant, and detract from the Platonic rage given body by the OP. Someone of that school of thought would argue that `I SURE AS FUCKING HELL HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE FUCKINGLY SIMILAR TO THE MANNER OF SHIT FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE!’ stands alone, without need for context, as the Primal Anger given voice in this rant.
I, however, am of the Postmodern school. I argue that context is everything, and that one cannot understand the rant unless one comprehends the magnitude of the turdburglar it is directed at. Without context, it is impossible to place this rant in the proper emotional and social framework: We do not know if it is the repressed anger felt by a son towards his father, the generalized, more abstracted anger felt by a staunch Individualist towards a beggar, or simply the result of someone finally fucking figuring out how the goddamned size and color controls work. Jesus Christ, it’s threads like these that make me wonder if all the pretty buttons we now have are rotting the tiny little minds of some of the less robust users.
Give a nontechie a modern car and he has the display speaking Arabic while trying to set the clock. Give a nontechie vBcode and you get posts that make Ray Charles shield his eyes.
If I’d have known it was his condom, I never would have used it. I swear it to you.
That’s entirely possible. The reason we remove features at the SDMB is because suggestions for users to moderate a certain behaviour are never effective.
Boy, I hope they listen to Arnold!
Sorry, I just have to say this… consecutive thread titles:
The time Blackeyes frowned, and what he would have liked to have said
Finally - a bigger penis.
wow, impressive indeed. I think this rant needs no other context simply because it is rant, not a rant but rant itself, pure anger vented without any particular focus. truly a work of art.
NIPPLES
Pointed commentary.
“Shitsquealer.” Homophobic. Gay slur. “Nigger.” Thank you.
See! I told you!
Sheesh.
Oh, and White Lightning, Was that satire, or your true feelings on the matter? I can’t tell anymore.
Shitsquealer is anti gay? I don’t even know what it means. One who makes shit tell on shits accomplices? One who untruthfully tattles on accomplices?(IE. talks shit.) How the hell could it be anti gay?
Because any insult that references feces or the penis is automatically anti-gay. Didn’t you get the last newsletter from the PC?