Sure!
We’ll have you working with Ferrous.
I want to be Minister Of Giant Japanese War Robots Used For Slapping Around Punks Who Don’t Respect Our Beloved Leader & Emperor.
I want all the girls in my harem surgically altered to look like those big-eyed Anime babes.
[sub]Yeah, I’m a sicko. Ya wanna make somthin’ of it? I’ll sic a Giant Japanese War Robot on your punk *ss, if you don’t watch it. Ba-da-BING-ba-da-BOOM![/sub]
Protecting the EMperor is actuall my job, but the robots would help.
Not gonna happen. Driftwood Hates Anime.
Well, if you plan on taking over approximately six billion people, some of whom might just be a little out of sorts over not seeing “Murder in Small Town X” return for a second season, then you’re gonna need a top-notch Minister of Propaganda to keep the subjects in their places.
As someone who reads George Orwell as a “how-to” manual, I respectfully nominate myself.
I’ll take Secretary of Entertainment. I’ll be responsible for ensuring the general populus has entertainment of an intelligent, witty, and never ending nature. I will also personally appoint all intern’s and assistants, and will make sure that they turn in their dresses before punching out, so that they may be cleaned of any incriminating evidence.
What will the bulk of the entertainment be like? Think “Waking Life” meets “Die Hard” meets “The Beatles”. Thoughtful, action packed, and catchy as all hell.
DaLovin’ Dj
I was briefly Secretary of War for my high school French club… which was rather odd, since I wasn’t a member but just showed up at every fourth meeting or so because I had a crush on the teacher.
Anyways, I’ll take a military position as Minister of Greco. We’ll be putting out an Olympic-caliber Greco-Roman wrestling team in no time. Plus we get to make all sorts of double-entendres about back exposure, five-point throws, gutwrenches, lacing the legs…
Is Head Chef taken?
I’ll feed our boys in uniform well.
Heck, I’m good for entertaining, too.
Minister of Women’s Massage Therapy
that’s “Ma’am” to you, dagnabbit…
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[long silence]
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
If cats don’t have opposable thumbs, how do they hold and fire ray guns?
Hmmm, how about the position of ‘Prime Minister of Supermodel Bathing and of the Tucking in Jessica Alba at Night’? I feel like I could do an exceptional job at this task, and beg that you give me a chance, Oh Secretest One. I shall not fail you, My Leige.
Sorry.
Taken by Opengrave
Smart boy!
It’s yours!
[sub]Note to self:
Before you dominate the world, LEARN YOUR STAFF MEMBERS GENDER![/sub]
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Kwyjibo *
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And don’t ignore any requests (hint, hint)!
I didn’t ignore it. Just pondering. 
You’ve got the job, and you will be working with me.
(Need you to keep me up to date on all the new info.)
Hmmm. I missed that one. In that case I’ll take Head of the Office of Homeland Hippnesaucity. Some of the highlights of my plans for this Job:
Eliminate Coors Lite from this great planet.
Ditto Midori.
Selection of the InterNational Official Drinking Game (Probably involving female stripping)
Triple Guinness production.
Elimination of the entire Bottom Shelf.
Implementation of automatic driving cars to eliminate the whole DUI thing.
Steins for everyone.
DaLovin’ Dj
i would like nominate myself to the position of Power behind the Throne.
[sub]this subtle strategy will surely take everyone by surprise… nobody will see it coming…MWAHAHAHAHAHHA![/sub]
Sounds good to me, but the Coors Light has to stay.
So let it be writen…
We’ve got to keep the Midori. But only for margaritas and jello shots.