I want something to do. I’m sure you’re wise enough to come up with something for me, oh esteemed Kwyjibo.
I think “Empress” would work. (With your very own skull encrusted throne.)
Oooh, oooh, can I be Lord High Ironic Executioner?
Bringing entertainment to justice!
And Opengrave, we need to coordinate my new TV show, When Animals Attack Reality TV Show Producers.
The right uniform will take care of that… hint, hint, metal bikinis… Er, for the women that is, last time I wore a metal
speedo I didn’t hear the end of it… :o
Hey, can I be Head Zookeeper? Ya gotta have a Zoo! I’ll even tend the catnip patch for Cougarfang, and Bobkitty if she shows up! I’m not too sure about cat-boxes though…
Done and done.
Nymaz, good call on the uniforms!
From this day forward, female uniforms will consist of black leather or spandex. 
(With form fitting metal plating for combat.)
ZooGirl, the job is yours. You have permision to steal…er…aquire exotic animals from other zoo’s around teh world.
Any position that I might have wanted is filled, so I’m joining the Resistance. I always fit in better with the downtrodden anyway.
[Apu]
See you in hell!
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exactly the same way we type 
ooh, zooey’s got the catnip! zooey’s got the catnip!
[sub]psst… Bobkitty… wanna pull off another “cocktail party”? :D[/sub]
ducks
Yup, but I think its a different strain this time. (I HOPE it’s a different strain! Some people just can’t handle the good stuff, if you know what I mean! I’m STILL trying to dry out my tight jeans!)
Anyway, thanks, and I’ll take leather please.
(zoogirl throws a couple of cages in back of the car and heads off in the direction of the local rival zoo. Which should be closed by now…)
Ya know, Kwyjibo, I was with you until you explained your theory about sports tonight. I’m afraid that the Cabal will have to reveal themselves and not let you form your figurehead government. Sigh.
I hate to do this, you realize, but football and basketball must stay. I’d even be willing to let you keep the soccer, but I need something to keep me sane on Sundays.
Sorry.
Hey, I couldn’t go through a night without rustling someones feathers.
The sports stay. (I honestly had no plans on taking them away. 
)
Oh, and you’ve just been put in charge for arming our police force with the paint ball guns. Minister of Arms is you will.
Yippie! I get to be the Minister of Forced Labor! (rubbing hands together with glee)
So much to do, so little time.
Well, if you want to tuck Jessica Alba in, that’ll be okay, but just so you know: she’ll be in my harem suite, and the only other guys allowed in are the eunuchs. But hey, it’s your choice.
Oh, and the same goes for Colleen Haskell and Sandra Bullock.
Is there gonna be an organized state religion? If so I want to be Chief High Right Reverand His Holiness Keeper of the Faith. Maybe it could be Emperor worship. I could write the liturgy. Something like…
A rose is a flower
A ruby is a jewel
All Hail the Emperor!
We think he’s cool.
See, I’d be really good at it.
No, there will be no state religion. (Being an athiest, well, ya know… )
but religion will not be oppressed in any way. Practice any religion you want. Emperor Worship would go ovetr very well.
You’ll need a military, specifically a navy. I think Lord of the Sea has a nice ring to it.
That we will.
You’ve got the job.
Hmmm… guess I’ll have to get going on the legend, then, shouldn’t I?
And what’s the meaning of giving away Lord of the Sea when you already knew a real, live Navy-type person?
Umm…good point.
But it is a “First Come First Serve” sort of thing.
(I didn’t now that it was the Navy you were in…
)
[sub]I know I’m gonna hear about this later, but…[/sub]
Cerowyn,Minster of Naval Affairs is yours.
Sorry Triton, but I know for a fact C-Man is qualified. (And he has some great enforcement ideas.) I’m sure Cerowyn would have you work at his side.
(Hey, no one said being in charge was going to be easy.)
I would be honored to. I still wish to retain my title, however.