You know, Pun, I’m still wondering what the HELL you’d ever use your talent for.
–Tim
Add me to the list of people who have shaved their pubic hair and had it grow back itchy.
Oh, and I like the taste of cum. Due to this I ALWAYS swallow.
A man who is thinking of coming from behind and has an appreciation for pierced nipples?
Why I declare, Oldscratch I do believe I’m going to swoon.
I aim to please.
[chihuahua voice] Eye theenk I’m een loove…[/chihuahua voice]
[sup]That’s a joke, racinchikki. I still love you, and always will. :)[/sup]
Swoon, nothing. I think I’m going to follow him around just to see what he’ll say/do next.
How about pierced tongues? Do those work, too?
Well, c’mon 'scratch, don’t keep us all in suspense. Spill it!
And Hypergirl? Marry me?
People don’t forget things like that, LOL!
Silo, that was the point. 
weirddave, if you don’t mind being part of my harem consisting of two husbands, a fiance, a wife, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, and a mistress, then sure I will.
Absolutely.
ok. I;ve decided to spill it. Now remember, I was young, drunk, and fucked up on several various other substances. I do not remember the actuall event, I’m not proud of the event, it’s not something I would ever contemplate doing again. Ever. It’s an act I find morally wrong, as well as just plain icky.
I performed anallingus on a Golden Retriever.
I win
He wins. I’m taking my pierced tongue and going home.
Ew.
oldie…after reading the “What time is it?..” thread and chronicling the drug use and partying I didn’t feel the inclination to say you need to slow down, but now I do. Damn, that musta been some night…I hope she was cute and impressed.
dear God preserve me!
this thread may have been shocking before, but this beats all. i need to go bleach my brain.
oldscratch wins.
<runs for the bathroom, hand over mouth>
It was 10 years ago.
I vomited when I found out.
I gargled with hot tea for a while.
My sense of propreity and decency and just common good taste lost out to my damn competitive spirit. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve embarassed myself or seriously injured myself cause of that. sigh oh well.
That’s what is known as a “bad mental image”, Oldscratch.
::pours lighter fluid in eyes::
::sets said lighter fluid afire::
Oldscratch, were you the god of all I desire in a man wrapped up in one, tall, cute, hedonistic package, I still don’t think I could even…I know it was 10 years ago, but I don’t think I could…Nope, if I can’t type it, I sure couldn’t k…Nope. No way.
I’ll sure buy you a drink for posting it, though.
Damn smileys.
sigh The sacrifices I make to be the best… It’s not easy on top. It’s a hard life…
Don’t worry Nymysys. I’m sure we can work something out. the dog means nothing to me. I’ve completely forgotten about it, I’m sure you can too.
Don’t leave us hanging, scratch…does the retriever still write to you?
well, opposable thumbs and all that. We’ve drifted…