In Reno, Nevada, in the midst of a huge biker rally was an outdoor concert stage; an elderly African-American man in suit and tie worked the crowd selling LEDs that would make your mouth light up from the inside while a band called the Saddle Tramps, including a size-14 blonde named Suzie Switchblade dancing on the stage in lingerie and cowboy boots, played a rousing rendition of “Cindy Brady Had My Baby”.
I’m not expecting to ever top that.