Just today I saw someone stub out a half-smoked cigarette and then walk into a restaurant with it tucked behind his ear. He was wearing a baseball cap, too, making it even nicer. To add that touch of incongruity, it was a sushi restaurant.
I am surprised they use opposite conventions for driving and walking, though.
I was all set to come in here and lecture people about class-based judgments… but no. Reading these responses, I am forced to concede that some things are genuinely, indisputably trashy. Socioeconomic status ain’t got nothing to do with it.
My contribution, paltry in comparison, is the time I saw a woman in a halter top with jeans slung low on her hips, with a prominently displayed birth control patch on her netherregions. I have to admit I’m glad she’s being responsible, but damn.
To me that is a poor attempt at laziness. It lacks the negative environmental impact and social stigma that comes from walking your dog while driving your car. Not too mention no matter how long poochie trots on that treadmill he ain’t never gonna make it to the 7-11 so’s you can get your smokes and scratch tickets.
One of my favorite examples is a $500.00 car, usually a rusty four door, with a $1500.00 set of wheels on it.
Double bonus points if it has baby seats in the back.
A mother feeding her baby a blue lollipop. Kid couldn’t have been older than four months. Took me about five minutes to pick my jaw up off the floor.
I saw a woman attempt to shoot a ping pong ball out of her backside on stage at a wedding reception I crashed with some friends my senior year of high school. They also had two bands playing at the same time, one of which only had the bass drum from the kit so the drummer just sat there and stomped away, waving his drumsticks like a conductor. Oh, they also had a little person collecting money in a sombrero - I assume for a beer run. He was the only person in the room wearing a tux.
I knew a woman who, knowing she was at risk of losing the child to social services, did not drink alcohol the entire time during her pregnancy.
As soon as the baby was born though she went out, got a whole bunch of those airline sized bottles of hard liquor. She said the baby absolutely loved them.
I recently saw one of these with a rusted body, wood panels peeling off, tooling down the road with shiny, gold-toned spinners. :rolleyes:
The little person’s sombrero should have had a salsa bowl in the crown, and chips in the brim so that people could have chips and dip as he walked by.
(I think there was a thread about that a while ago.)
A teenager in a tube top at her grandma’s funeral. It was summer, but still . . .
So many memories to choose from. One top candidate would probably be Lucy the 65-year-old hooker sticking her tongue in my friend’s ear in a Juarez bar while we were in a fruitless search for the legendary donkey show.
Try to get a visual on this if you can.
My daughter and I are at an intersection coming from the high school. On the yellow light, turning left from the opposite direction, is a woman in motorized wheel chair. She is wearing pajama pants and house slippers. She has a cigarette in one hand and a beer bottle clenched between her legs. She is pulling another, younger woman, wearing roller blades, by a rope, behind her chair. Roller blade woman has a cigarette in her mouth and is also wearing pajama pants. As they travel somewhat slower than normal traffic speed, the light turns red, but traffic cannot move until they clear the intersection. A frustrated teenager suggests that they, “GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY!” Rollerblade woman responds with the smugness of superiority, “I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. I DON’T HAVE TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL NO MORE!”
Sighs. I’ve seen this before…never t thougt it was trashy. Back when I had a dog, I used to let him out of my car so he could race me home.
A nine-month old being fed a bottle of drinkable yogurt with three spoons of sugar in it.
Ooh, that reminds me – a baby being fed a bottle of Coke with a rubber nipple over the bottle opening. I saw that on a bus once, and I heard a lot of harrumph noise from people I assume were parents, but no one actually scolded the mom out loud.
You win. uses brain bleach now.
Heh! Well, you were in Hollyweird, hence my question. 
No, colostomy bag hooker wins the thread so far.
That couldn’t have been safe! For either participant.