Outside of the Moulin Rouge, a few days ago. Young American tourist. Female. Too-tight shirt bedazzled with YOU WISH; so tight that you could see clearly her waaay too tight bra and all the back bacon hanging over the bra band. The shirt stopped a few inches above her pants; pale flesh spilled out everywhere. A g-string was visible over the top of her (does it need to be said?) far too tight pants, which were tucked into, and here is the kicker, black Uggs with a jewelled Playboy bunny logo. Screaming at her friends to get a picture of her in front of, as she called it, the “Nudie club”.
How do these people even end up here? I thought that’s what Las Vegas was invented for.
My freshman roommate’s picture of two unicorns in front of a purple heart. In velvet.
Those balls people hang off the rear bumper of their pickup trucks. Ugh, SO TRASHY!
My good friend in high school had to move with the rest of his family when fellow tenants in the building they were living in complained to the landlord that his mother was getting ass-prints and cum stains on the hoods of their cars from her habit of screwing various guys while sitting on or bent over them in the parking garage.
Intrigued, I watched it, with the sound on. I think my feeling is best summed up by the poster who said:
“I especially like the parts where she breathes rings of fire and gives herself CPR.”
(If that doesn’t pique your interest, nothing will.)
A stripper with a stent.
Bolding mine.
The irony. Oh, the irony.
What definition of irony are you using? lindsaybluth is describing an obese person as obese. It would seem to be factual, not a superiority thing.
I had to go to the Social Security Administration location to get a copy of my SS card I accidentally destroyed. First, let me tell you if you ever need a self esteem boost you should GO THERE. There are some interesting folks.
The trashy thing I saw? A woman with her two kids were there eating two blueberry pies. The woman was eating her pie straight out of the plastic container you get from the store. She had taken a fork and cut the other one in half and ripped the plastic container in half. She put half the pie in each of the plastic container and handed a half to each of the two kids. She was the only one with a fork.
All three of them were sticky with blueberry on their faces and clothes. There was pie on the floor and they were shoveling it in like they were racing. I was half ill.
I’ve seen a lot of trashier things while working in the emergency department, but I tend to overlook them because people are definitely not their best when coming in for an emergency.
lorene is the one who lets her 7 year old child scream in public, so keep that in mind. And if it’s any question as to whether or not I’m better than a moron against interracial marriage and biracial children, I assure you, I am.
Sleeps, my mom went to the SSA last month; she had tried calling them with a question but could never get through. She’s an immigrant, right, became a citizen when she was 8 or so. The guy behind the desk couldn’t find her in the system and threatened to arrest her for being an illegal. Classy.
Yuck. My mother is also an immigrant and has had a few issues with her birth certificate and citizenship information at times. I feel for your mom.
:eek: I am an immigrant, though I was naturalized years and years and years ago.
Excuse me? What’s this about my child? Seriously, please refresh my memory.
ETA: I should have made it clear that I do not support ignorant judgments about interracial marriage and biracial children, because I do not, nor do I let my children go barefoot in public or disturb other diners. Except for some incident that must have been last year, if I had a 7-year-old, which lindsay will soon provide a cite for.
Well, despite her quest for accuracy, lindsaybluth has not provided any evidence that I allow(ed) my 7-year-old to scream in public. I was, however, advised that I should take the hijack to the Pit, so I have.
Don’t you understand? This is the SDMB!!1! where obesity is a *good *thing and must never ever ever be mentioned as any kind of negative. In fact, even mentioning that someone is obese means you are prejudiced against those individuals (all of whom have glandular problems, by the way.)
Or so certain people here would have you believe.
If you were to search my posts, you would find that:
[ol]
[li]I am not one with the Fat Acceptance Movement[/li][li]I am in favor of people taking responsibility for their actions[/li][li]I wear a size 2P[/li][/ol]
Smugness offends me, not obesity.
I saw a big-haired bleached blonde in a late model Camaro (late '80s at the time) with a bumper sticker that said, “IF YOU’RE RICH, I’M YOUR BITCH”.
That may be the thing that keeps me from sleeping tonight… :eek:
“Attempt”? What actually happened? Or do I want to know?
I had the people at PennDoT threaten with calling the cops on me for “having a fake Visa”. My Visa stamp said"H-1" but the list of Visa types the rent-a-cop who was doubling as a receptionist was using listed H-1A and H-1B, not H-1. The “A” and “B” refer to the two reasons why you can get the H-1 Visa (qualified worker or manager, and I don’t remember right now which is which), but the Visa itself is an H-1. I had to leave without being able to ask my question, they refused to let me in. I do think that using rent-a-cops as clerical workers is pretty trashy, but it’s not like PennDoT is supposed to be a classy place anyway.
One of my flatmates in grad school was a blonde, blue-eyed, would glow in the dark if she wasn’t what in her family passes for tanned white American, but she’d been born in Colombia, as her parents were missionaries there. She always carried a copy of her birth certificate and had more problems with paperwork than those of us who actually were foreigners. She got threatened with la migra in the supermarket, she got threatened with la migra in Florida DoT… sometimes she’d come home after being threatened with la migra once more and say “I’m thinking of emigrating: people abroad don’t have a problem believing I’m American!”
(la migra: immigration authorities, back then it was INS)
Eyebrows, that post looks fat on you.
lorene, I do apologize for accusing you of letting your kid scream in public. As pointed out in the other thread, I was thinking of another poster with an “L”, LavenderBlue.
Nava, that too is particularly classy. Rent-a-cops are generally a horrible idea, but as clerical workers - now that’s something I’ve yet to witness.