Coincidentally, I just watched a video of Woody Harrelson talking about a dinner he had with Trump, Melanie and Jessie Ventura in 2002. He said that Trump talked 98% of the time. Melanie was a statue at 0.01%. The rest was split between him and Jessie. At one point Harrelson said it became so tedious that he had to excuse himself and get lit to make through the rest of the evening.
Maybe the “lit” he arrived with was wearing off.
Not to mention: who the hell else could they get to speak? McConnell has already said he’s washing his hair that night. The last Republican nominee voted to impeach him. The one before that is, sadly, deceased but hated his guts. The only living Republican ex-prez says he’s a psycho loony. So…Scott Baio?
So let me get this straight. The convention was supposed to be live in Charlotte, then when they refused to guarantee a huge turnout because of Covid, they moved it to what, Jacksonville I think, then maybe somewhere in Texas, at this point I forget really, before finally giving up and acknowledging reality, leaving less than a month to plan for the now virtual convention, but this orange idiot keeps changing things constantly in response to what’s on whichever TV is within his slack-jawed gaze, to the point where it’s (glances at the clock)… about 80 hours before the thing actually has to kick off and they still don’t know who all’s talking or what fucking building they’re going to be in because it has to be virtual but live, remote but in-person, and it has to be a great TV event like what the Democrats did but totally 100% better than that, and the whole blasted shebang is getting slapped together at the last minute by… Jared? Really?
Gonna have to check the popcorn supply in the pantry. Oh, and tequila. Can’t run out of that.
From 3 days ago…
Ohh, gads, it’s going to be four nights of direct-response infomercials.
The schedule is just out. Here it is.
Monday: Monday, August 24
I’m disappointed that Cthulhu and Shub-Niggurath declined to appear.
Even eldritch horrors have principles.
Uh… so Trump is going to be speaking from his bathroom?
What do you mean? It’s right here:
10:00 pm
Ben Shapiro recites the lyrics to “Thong Song.”
10:31 pm
Ted Nugent kills a moose.
He won’t speak from the bathroom, he’ll tweet.
He’ll more likely trump, from his bathroom. It’s audio after all. Will sound just like all the rest of his speeches. Also follows the ‘policy’ that he has.
In his Bunker in W’ysh’ng’ton dread Trumpthulhu lies texting.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. 
OMG, that is effing hilarious - you win the thread!
Bravo!
Thank you so much for that link; that is truly awesome!
Individual 1 says he’s going to send " sheriffs and we’re gonna have law enforcement and we’re going to have, hopefully, US attorneys, and we’re going to have everybody, and attorney generals.” to the polls.
There are over 400 wildfires burning in California right now. Now he says we have to clean our floors.
Trump blames California for wildfires, tells state 'you gotta clean your floors' - POLITICO?