Ohboyohboyohboy. 
I submit that most foods we eat started off as a dare!
“Warmbed” - ha!
Well obliviously*, Soros lent them his private jet (or possibly Bill Gates, since he seems to be getting in on the Deep State stuff lately).
*That started off as a misspelled “obviously”, but I am much happier with the second correction choice spellcheck offered me.
Not Bill Gates. His private plane is being used to transport all the microchips to be implanted with the Covid vaccine.
Both of these^^. Made me laugh right out loud. Thanks, I needed that. Thank dog for The Pit.
But it couldn’t have been a private plane, because Individual 1 said somebody reported being afraid because of all of these antifa people on the same plane with him.
Well, obviously one of Soro’s kidnapping victims.
Can’t you keep up?
Artichokes certainly must have!
Tiffany has come out as just another idiot Trump child.
Tiffany Trump’s ‘Clueless’ Attack On Joe Biden Backfires On Twitter
I wonder what she was threatened with.
To paraphrase several commentators, you know it’s off-the-charts insensitive when Laura Ingraham starts to cringe and cut you off.
Some pretty pointed (and on point) responses there, but why the fuck does everyone top post so much?
I have never used twitter, but I suspect the platform pushes users in that direction by making it a default behavior (i.e., putting the caret at the top when you do the thingy).
Then they need to change it.
Men in black carrying gear. Uh huh. Somebody woke him up on Air Force One.
TSA : "What’s that?
Man in Black: “It’s a… map tube mam. No that’s not a sight, and that’s not a trigger”
TSA: “OK. You had better not have any nail clippers on you”
Why do you give the slightest, tiniest shit about this? Who cares?
I’ve had surstrumming. It’s … everything it’s advertised to be.
What is it with Trump and pastors in Kenosha?
Individual 1 is inserting himself into the Big Ten football start date, claiming he spoke with the Big Ten commissioner and that starting the season is “on the one yard line”
The Big Ten Presidents are saying “not so fast”.
Kenosha’s mayor refutes Individual 1’s claims that protesters tried to get into the mayor’s house.
Now, he may have been confusing him with the mayor of Portland, where there were protests outside of his condo.