The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

One Francis Brennan, Tweetolini’s “Director of Strategic Campaign Response”, tweeted out a swipe at Biden for not taking questions after church services as he walked through the cemetery where his son is buried.

I picked the one of that list that seemed the most incredible to me (⁠Children of deployed US troops are no longer guaranteed citizenship) and went looking. Of course, it’s absolutely true (though I guess if you’re nitpicky you should add ‘some’ like this article does).

The second-most incredible one to me was “Veterans graves will be “dug up” for the border wall, after Trump instructed aides to seize private property. Trump told officials he would pardon them if they break the law by illegally seizing property”

Appears to refer to this story, though I couldn’t verify all the listed details (eg, pardons)

As usual, there’s just way too much general clusterfuckery to verify it all…

Never forget the sinking of the Andrea Deploria.

The SS Magaritaville is gone!

Technically only one draft deferment was due to “bone spurs”; the other four were standard college deferments.

Had me going for a bit.

Yeah okay. But other than that, what did he do that was so bad for the moral of the armed forces?

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

Individual 1 gets all petulant when a reporter dares to ask him a question while wearing a mask.

Cheap bully that he is.

Frankly, i think every reporter should take their mask off and cough his face. He ain’t no pussy!

Or IS he?

I triple-dog dare Donald to show them pansy reporters who’s the STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD, by having them line up and cough right in his face!!!11!!!

But I bet he’s too yella to do it!!!

https://www.axios.com/trump-coronavirus-stimulus-deal-583940e0-0511-4e23-8acf-282158003c40.html

President Trump told reporters at a Labor Day briefing on Monday that he is “taking the high road” by not meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other top Democrats to negotiate the next coronavirus stimulus package.

Why it matters: Unemployment benefits have expired for millions of Americans, but House Democrats and the White House are no closer to a deal — while nearly one in eight households are struggling to get enough to eat.

What he’s saying: " I don’t need to meet with them to be turned down," Trump told reporters. “They don’t want to make a deal because they think if the country does as badly as possible … that’s good for the Democrats.”

  • “I am taking the high road. I’m taking the high road by not seeing them,” he added.

Another presidential tantrum. :woman_facepalming:t4:

Is it wrong of me that when I see him talking to his fans without masks, I’m hoping they are very excited and breathing really hard?

Individual 1 went on a rant today attacking the military leadership as wanting to wage war for the profits of defense companies. Which is true, but he appointed them.

Adderall is trending on Twitter after video of Individual 1’s rant today shows white debris shooting out of his nose.

Not to deconstruct the loose contents of Donald Trump’s nose too closely, but ffs, couldn’t it just be a booger?!

Idk what it was, but it was no booger.

I am regrettably reminded of the bit of…whatever…that appeared on the lip of Ted Cruz during the debates in 2016.

While I’m reminded of The Last Waltz in which Neil Young appeared on stage with a big coke-rock hanging out of his nostril for half the show.