The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

“white debris”

:rofl:

I love the analysis in the comments. We’re using technology that, decades ago, was supposed to revolutionize communication and the sharing of information, and here it’s being used to discuss whether the thing that was ejected by the occupant of the White House was a crack rock, an uncrushed bit of pill, or a tonsil stone.

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President Trump on Monday expressed openness toward an investigation of Louis DeJoy, his postmaster general, who is facing scrutiny after former employees of his previous private company said they felt pressured to make donations to Republican candidates for which they were later reimbursed.

In a Labor Day news conference at the White House, when asked whether he was open to a campaign finance investigation of DeJoy, Trump said, “Sure, sure, let the investigations go.” He also said DeJoy should lose his job “if something can be proven that he did something wrong.”…

I forced myself to watch that. :scream: Are we sure that projectile came out of his nose? It looked to me like it was out of his mouth, but I bow to the superior eyesight and analytical skills of my betters.

Now off to gouge out my eyes with spoons and rinse the sockets with bleach.

Okay, here’s something-- nose AND mouth (he doesn’t do things halfway):

Today, during Trump’s Press Conference/Campaign event at the White House, at least five times, he ejected large, white debris from his mouth and possibly his nose.

From here:

This is a detailed analysis. :nauseated_face:

^^From the above link:

Dr. Jack Brown
@DrGJackBrown
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15/ With high probability, Donald Trump has a prosthesis device on the roof of his mouth in an effort to treat/block perforation(s) of his hard palate. Today, this prosthesis probably became dislodged, allowing debris from his nasal cavity to pass through to his mouth.

Who knew such a thing existed …

To summarize Don’s thesis: the military hates him because he refuses to start unnecessary wars that would allow them to reap the usual huge financial rewards.

First, it’s unclear if he’s referring to the uniformed military, which doesn’t get any financial rewards from war; or the civilians in the DoD, whom he appointed; or the military-industrial-complex. But regardless, he’s jacked up the military budget so much that we don’t need a war for everyone to cash in. It’s a win-win! (For everyone except the taxpayer.)

Maybe pieces of his disintegrating brain becoming dislodged and ejected out of nearby orifices?

Ugh. Now we’re discussing the cavities and orifices of this horrible, horrible man? Talk about bringing down the level of discussion.

“white debris”

Sounds like his base.

Who knew that an orifice could have orifices of its own?

And that orifice may have its own orifices. To know precisely how many, we’d need a Giger counter.

This deserves a “like”.
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I fear that may be one of the perils of discussion when the name Trump comes up.

I think we can be sure he will bring us down even lower before all’s said and done.

I’d like to know what he’s basing that conclusion on. There’s an awful lot of “probablys” in use, and while I have no problem with the idea that $45 is high as a kite on a regular basis, I’d like some actual evidence that those are solid substances and not extra firm mucus globs. That video is just not crisp enough to say more than “something large and white came out of either his nose or mouth or both, five times.”

To be less than delicate, I’ve ejected some pretty damned firm boogers and loogies in my time that held their shape or stuck on something for however long it took me to clean them up. Granted, most haven’t been that large, but it’s not implausible that’s what happened here.

[I hate $45. I really do. But I want evidence, not speculation. We’ve been bit that way too often because we want to believe all the horrible things.]

Infinitely many. This orifice is a fractal curve of orifices.

Like an orange Menger sponge?

Totally off topic but it looks like Trump’s love of catsup goes way back.

Oh, I agree. Seems unlikely. I was mystified by the notion of a palate prosthesis.
ETA: Do not Google.

Agreed. We’d absolutely make fun of Republicans who showed this much interest in what came out of Hillary’s nose.