He only lasted 18 minutes for his speech today. Definitely not normal.
Isn’t he breaking the law (yeah, as if there were laws in Trump’s America) by holding a political campaign rally at the White House (federal property?) He might claim it’s not a campaign rally, except he told people to vote for him and against Biden, and that’s…gosh…campaigning.
Fucker campaigns on “law and order” and breaks the law while doing it!
Hatch Act.
Among the attendees of the rally was “Doctor” Scott Atlas, Individual 1’s coronavirus advisor. Sans mask.
Individual 1 wanted to wear a Superman tee shirt under his suit as he left the hospital, so he could pull his shirt open to reveal the tee shirt and let us know that he’s Superman.
Oh, man. I so wish he had done that.
I believe The White House is considered his private residence for instances like these.
I wish he had tried it and been to weak to rip his shirt open and then fumbling around for a seemingly endless time, then finally giving up and telling the crowd: “I got a Superman shirt underneath, really!”.
The Taliban endorses Individual 1.
Que Congressional Republicans to say en masse when asked about this tomorrow, “I hadn’t heard that so can’t comment.”
Because this is the Dope, it would be “cue”
“Que” is the Asian braided ponytail.
(Looked for a Headslap emoji…?)
Yes, of course.
Oh, wait: the Congressional Republicans will be LINED UP* to speak their cowardly dodges to reporters…get it???
Yeah, that’s the ticket…
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*lined up while getting their hair styled in single braids…okay, I give up.
Nope
Democrats, start printing the flyers and posting the memes
A senior Taliban member told CBS News, "Trump might be ridiculous for the rest of the world, but he is sane and wise man for the Taliban.
Okay, if that’s correct it qualifies as an oops on my part. Damn. (As the joke has it, “I’d rather have my grievance!”) If Obama ever actually campaigned from the White House, that’d be a double oops with candied pecans. (If you have to eat your words, make them sweet…)
SURELY @mikecurtis was joking. 
Wow. Who’s next to endorse Traitor Trump? The Colombian Drug Cartel? Al-Qaeda? The International Society of Neo-Nazi Pedophiles?
Indeed so.
And they put out an excuse that it was not a campaign rally. It pretty blatantly is one, and everybody knows it is one, but they’re still trying to put lipstick on the pig.
The bar is low enough that I congratulate them for merely still caring about paying lip service to some democratic norms.