The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

It’s just so unfair that he has to work at it to be re-elected. Sad.

God damn brilliant.

“The most dangerous people around the president are over-confident idiots.”

An overconfident idiot (Jared) advising another overconfident idiot (Trump). Oh, god.

What kind of transmission do golf carts have?

Reverse, Drive and Putt.

And in Trump’s case, damage the greens.

Does he even drive his own golf cart? Have we seen him drive a golf cart? That kind of child would hire a golf cart chauffeur. I mean, does he have the attention span to drive one of those things halfway out the fairway? He would get bored and end up – squirrel! – in the woods.

Well, well, well. Looks like the bus clusterfuck is business as usual.

For months, the Trump campaign has utilized the practice of busing supporters from parking lots to the rally sites as a way to accommodate the large crowds. His events have been held in locations such as small airports that don’t normally draw rally sized crowds and therefore don’t have onsite parking available to support the crush of people and crowds.

That has created a scenario where thousands of people are left to wait for hours after the event ends for buses to shuttle them back to their cars. At an event in Gastonia, North Carolina, last Wednesday hundreds of supporters were forced to make the decision to either wait for the bus or walk several miles down a busy road, without sidewalks, to their parking lots.

Even those who make it on a bus, only do so after a long wait packed in with hundreds of other people – most not wearing a mask – until they board the bus where every single seat is taken and no social distancing is practiced.

Egads, he really is trying to kill his followers.

Well, you know, they say he has never done a good thing – they might want to reconsider that position.

I actually know the answer to this. The answer is an emphatic Yes!

He needs to cheat on the golf course, so he will often try to go first and be half way down the fairway before the whole group has hit so he can improve his lie and/or interfere with the other balls without getting caught (though obviously people often let him get away with it). I’m not even making this up. He really does this. It’s an open secret.

Apparently, Tucker Carlson had a huge cache of evidence damning Hunter Biden and definitively implicating Joe — “… it got lost in the mail

As distinct from non-golf contexts, where he just lets the lies stand however they came out.

If only there existed a force to help secure against that sort of thing. Like a Postal Police

As far as Trump cheating at golf goes, in a CNN interview, sportswriter Rick Reilly has a number of anecdotes that illustrate just how often and how blatantly Trump cheats at golf (be aware, it’s a 7 minute video):

Chauncey Gardiner, is that you?

Everything is OK – the buses are turning the corner!

Turns out that the reason the buses didn’t show up after the Omaha rally is that – surprise, surprise! – Trump stiffed the bus company.

The supporters he stranded will just attribute that to him being such a great business man.

Alpha behavior. Rules are for beta cucks.